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this is so funny to me theyre talking about him like they strapped a gopro to a dog

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Breaking Bad more like yo Mr. White I care ab you and I value our friendship no matter how fraught or forged by fire more than words can say <3 bitch Jesse Jesse you have to kys it’s the only way Jesse Jesse don’t you trust me you worthless pathetic junkie pos I don’t need you you’re nothing at all you’re God’s favorite princess you’re the only person who can save me Jesse Jesse Jesse Jesse Jesse

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question what the tv tells you, question what a pop star sells you, question mom and question dad, question good and question bad

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Found interesting info shared from BrBa writer, Thomas Schnauz, while searching Jesse-related info. Some of it is so cursed, in fact it's all cursed, but I love Schnauz attitude sm, he seems like a fun guy to hang around with.

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i dont want a "career" i should be someone's loyal and gay dog

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i listen to this podcast by two priests who talk about what life as a priest is like because I find their stories interesting, and one of the best moments was when the younger priest, baby priest we shall call him, absolutely lost it on the podcast because he had been preaching, then he saw someone do a full body sigh, shoulders up and down, then look at their watch, and then shoot baby priest a dirty look. Because priests are human too, this priest found it irritating on a human level, which, okay, I can see that--and then, he spent several minutes vehemently (and jokingly, but also, vehemently) proposing that Catholicism should update its rules so if anyone does that, the priest is allowed to come down from the altar and challenge the person to hand-to-hand combat. He argued that more people would come back to church if there was a chance of seeing the priest getting in a fistfight and in fact they might go to church multiple times a day. He stubbornly refused to allow exemptions for little old ladies. he was fully and passionately committed to the idea of Catholicism allowing priests to fistfight parishioners in the middle of mass, and I'm going to say it: i think he was right

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new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies

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reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

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“Your what?” Jesse whispers, tiredly, sits down carefully at the further end of the bed. “Wait— yeah, yeah, hold on.” He pulls his t-shirt over his head, sighs. “What?… Your cellphone?… You had to call me right now?… I’m ah, I’m busy.” Jesse sighs. “No, don’t do that shit anymore. Got clean, yo. Has one of those shiny chips and all. Look, Badge— I’m, like, right ‘bout to zizz, yo… Yeah, I know what time it is. That’s not your business! Jesus…” Jesse looks around, sees the cellphone laying among all the other shit spread out on the floor. He picks it up. “Yeah, got it. Come get it later, yeah? Yeah, alright. Fine. Yeah, peace.” He’s right about to hang up when Badgers voice yells through the phone. He lifts it up again. “What is it?… What? No! No. Jesus, you serious?…. I’m not with some chick!… Mr. White? What? You kidding me?… Oh, my god. Conversation over, yo. Like, way over. I’m not talking about this with… No! Jesus christ.” He hangs up, rolling his eyes with a jawn before climbing under the blankets.

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how many followers do you have

only you baby i swear

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author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

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when a character i love and care for has to face the consequences of their previous actions

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When I’m reading smut and the author breaks the flow of the story so that the characters can tell us that they have enthusiastic consent it feels exactly like when Dora the Explorer looks directly into the camera and says ‘Seat belts so we can be safe!’ anytime she gets into a motorized vehicle.