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so much gen stan & ford art is weirdly homoerotic that i often have to play the siblings or dating challenge whenever i see art of them but if i get it wrong there’s a non-zero chance someone tells me to kill myself

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one stancest request coming right up

30yo stans but instead of fighting in the portal room they kiss and everything is alright ^_^

this was my fav deleted scene. and then they fucked nasty

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If ur still looking for reqs maybe Stan scooping ford up in his arms, or vice versa? I love when they just lug each other around

ignore my crappy handwriting . I LOVE THESE TWO !!!!!

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rewatched the episode where they dressed him like a WHORE

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hey so i know that fujoshi mabel is a really popular trend for understandable reasons, now get ready for fudanshi soos, who canonically has a fan fiction about stan and his brother

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Wax Stan(cest) thoughts

Stan getting spooked when he saw the wax statue because it reminded him of a certain someone.

Stan watching TV with the wax statue and holding it close, as close as a man can be with his reflection.

Stan asking if the statue wants anything from the kitchen.

Stan presenting the statue in a grand award show. (In another life it would have been Ford up there winning a Nobel Prize)

Stan would have taken the statue fishing if he could.

Stan holding a funeral for the wax statue like he always wanted to do for Ford. (There were more people at Wax Stan's funeral than Stanley Pines')

Stan kissing the wax statue when he thinks the twins aren't looking.

The twins seeing him but they're like, "we saw a dude kiss a cardboard cutout today so this is normal now."

The twins seeing Ford and finally connecting the dots.

BONUS: Wax Stan coming to life during the waxing moon like the other statues and fighting with Stan for Ford's attention<3

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shit posts the sadness away

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do u think Stan ever kissed that wax statue

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hot take that the fighting zombies isnt stans hottest scene. ot was in stanchurian candidate where he rips the sleeves off his arms and just climbs a mountain like a beast to save the kids while punching eagles and jumping around.

headcanon too that ford, having the house to himself finally was watching the election on the tv, saw all of THIS

and watched the last shred of his denial about how much he doesnt want to fuck his brother anymore literally evaporate. like he was already lying to himself BIG time with all his "oh stanleys so out of shape now" comments but this pissed him off BAD because stan's a bear AND a total badass with sexy arms, hed be furious

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i drew this at work

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me w stancest: yeah i don’t like most dark!ford stuff. a lot of it feels ooc — like, the main thing w ford is that he’ll do terrible shit, but only if he can rationalize/justify it in his head, and a lot of this dark stancest fics have ford do terrible shit that he wouldn’t be able to justify to himself

me w dipford: alright we’ve either got 100% one-sided awkward precocious crush from dipper OR we’ve got humbert humbert 2 babyyy that’s right he’s back and he’s in gravity falls i don’t want them to be cute or hot i want dipper to be the ford to ford’s bill. cycle of abuse GO!!!!

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i don't know if any of you care about sonic but shadow and maria are kinda stancest coded too. for your information

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Read a fic where they have nightmares and Ford suggests they cuddle to sleep like they did when they were younger and it ends up becoming a habit again.

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cringe old men

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