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Hol up

I've just had one of those late night thoughts.

In OA, there's that very naked Hap scene...

I've just realized.....man doesn't have tan lines. Like at all. Which only means one thing.....

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ANSON MOUNT The Virtuoso (2021)

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When I traveled to see the original cast, I found myself attracted to Alex Brightman's Beej. Like....imagined certain R rated things we'd do.

I was definitely worried, but at the same time, I wasn't too freaked out.

As I was watching Beetlejuice the musical last Friday in Dallas, very early on in the show, I was struck by the horrifying realization that I was attracted to Beetlejuice. I absolutely loved the show, 110% my current hyperfixation, but the entire time I was growing more and more concerned about my feelings for the character who is canonically gross and horrible. Even the next day, I was still seriously concerned about this attraction. Enough so that I hopped in the interwebs to see if I was the only one.

Anyway, very happy to report that I am far from the only one and that there are plenty of other individuals out there just as weird and messed up as I am. I may not know you or ever speak to any of you, but bless all y'all for sharing my attraction to the absolute disaster of a demon. I'm sure there is probably some underlying psychological issue to explain this, but I'm not gonna worry about it and just enjoy my crush/hyperfixation like a proper, well-adjusted adult.

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Pm me when you do update 😁 I'm a Burnham/MU Lorca addict

Hey guys check out my Star Trek Discovery fic. This one is for all the villain fuckers and old man enthusiasts. Michael Burnham x Gabriel Lorca

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Sir...

Sir...?!

I'm looking as respectfully as I can.

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Careful Rick. Daddy loves to spank. 😂

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Just saw Cursed Child this past weekend on mother's day. And I. Was. Floored!!!

The fact that I shit so much on the book. The show was just amazing.

I fell in love with Scorpius Malfoy and how cringy and neurotic he is. And he is my baby.

And I just had a thought as I'm sitting here with my redbull...what if Scorpius, as mad as he is...had a redbull 😱🤣

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And yet you don't share said dream....

I just had a nice dream with this man 😍

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Ummm he didn't complain. He just finds it odd that people find him to be sexy.

Someone more well-versed in Jason Isaacs Studies than me may point out where I’m wrong. but when people point to The Patriot as the launch point of Jason Iaacs’ villain-playing career, I have to disagree.

He played antagonists and morally shady characters earlier. Dragonheart (1996) and Dangerous Lady (1995) are two that come to mind, but it wasn’t until after this role that he started playing villains who are … what’s the word I want? … fuckable.

Which is kind of hilarious because the movie also offered its audience a well-established middle-aged heartthrob (Mel Gibson) and a burgeoning young one (Heath Ledger) who play heroes (who are, you know, actually interested in women), yet so many women of different ages saw this movie and went “Okay, but … the British bitch in the slutty shirt … I want to see more of him.  More movies: less clothing.”

Will Tavington flirted menacingly so Captain Hook could show off his tits as well as his prosthesis, so Michael Caffee could haul around an assortment of slender and flexible love interests, and so Isaacs himself could complain in this interview from 2011 about Jackson Brodie being seen as a sex symbol, like that was something new.

Surely, this is not what anyone involved in The Patriot expected.  Despite the title of what may be his worst movie of all, Mel Gibson and the filmmakers who cast him have no idea what women want.

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Is there more coming? 👀

Hey guys check out my Star Trek Discovery fic. This one is for all the villain fuckers and old man enthusiasts. Michael Burnham x Gabriel Lorca

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Lorca: *screaming*

Stamets: *screaming louder*

Tilly: Should we stop them?

Michael: No, no, I want to see who wins

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For the DSC fans

Happy Star Trek Day! 🖖🏿

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Halloweentown (1998) dir. Duwayne Dunham

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Jason Isaacs also says the reason he never played a Bond villain was because he had sex with Daniel Craig onstage every night for a year.

Like that’s not the best reason to play a Bond villain that anyone could ever possibly imagine.

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passionate about graphic design

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“I do wanna thank you. Sir. You didn’t have to mount this rescue mission for Sarek.”