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Yea, but I had to work for it, and I can't let it all go now. I want every color of the rainbow, honestly, they look delicious. Your mom wasted her money, there's iPhone apps that can translate everything for you, Zo. I guess I'm glad I chose France over Thailand, or none of us would've known anything. When I think of French boys all i think of are uni-brows and body odor. Troy Kenneth cute? Yea right, he's a jerk. Don't do it A, you'll regret it. He showers like once a week. I'll let him some, but not too much. I'm sure he'll be out getting wasted before the wedding, anyways.

You’re a skinny mini too, Fran. Oh, don’t get me started on the macaroons. I want to eat all of them. But I have a dress to fit into, too. Alright, wait until you don’t feel nauseas. My mom got me the Rosetta Stone! I know a little bit but I would not call myself fluent in any way, shape or form. No—unibrows are not cute. Smelly boys aren’t cute, either. Speaking of cute boys, how is it I spent all of high school without noticing Troy Kenneth? Jordan is extra. He’d sleep through Paris like a noob if you let him.

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I know exactly why kids don't like you; you don't smile enough, and you don't shave your face on a regular basis, but mostly the smiling. Show some teeth, they like happy people. Pretty sure I'm not pregnant, you better hope I'm not. Eh, I don't know. I think I'm okay for now, just nerves I guess.

I hope you’re kidding, Fran, ‘cause I definitely cannot handle a baby. I don’t think kids like me very much, for some reason, so I’m sure I can’t take care of one. Either way, I can get you something if you want. Like some medicine or anything to make you feel better? 

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Hey, language mister. No, I really doubt that. You'd have to give me specifics to prove it to me, and I have a pretty impeccable memory, that's why I ace everything. I do, I'm marrying the guy, I should know how he is by now. Since now, I suppose. Oh, I'm bringing back the nicknames, you can count on that. Problem is yours don't work cause I'm not overweight anymore. Well you sure do have a funny way of showing it, grease monkey. There's no such thing as too excited, I'm just happy to have something steady that I can count on. I'm not exactly an adventurous girl who has random hookups, you know.

Big fuck you to you too, Franny Fitzgerald. Whatever, I’m pretty sure I’ve been nice to you at least three times. You know how Jordan is. Hey, since when was this conversation about me? — Not that I’m complaining; by all means, keep it up. Bedhead? I swear if you’re bringing back the nicknames, I’ll bring back one of your favorites. What are you talking about? I am supportive and happy. Maybe not as supportive and happy as everyone else, but… Never mind. You’re too excited for getting into a long-term commitment. Whatever you say.

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Sarcasm, obviously, when are you ever positive? The nicest thing you've said to me was when you complimented my lunch in the cafeteria, and that was my lunch, not me. I mean he may have some lack of motivation, but nowhere close to you. He's intelligent, still. Took you long enough, bedhead. Are you serious? For once can't you be supportive and happy, without it directly concerning you? Troy, I want you here, just try to be a little uplifting, this is a happy festivity. He knows how much this means, he has to smile for a couple, he will, trust me.

Can’t tell if that’s a true compliment or sarcasm, but I won’t beat myself up over it. I guess you’re doing “alright”. Oh right, you are very wrong in that aspect. Jordan’s far from a nerd. This is actually pretty funny, now that I think of it. Whatever, you little weakling. Are you serious? Give me the okay, and I’ll literally be on my way, no joke. Ha, tell that to your boy. I’m expecting full-on smolders in everything. Kidding. Maybe.

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Well thanks, I really appreciate the positivity. You've always been the one to make people smile when they're down. I still maintain a 4.0 GPA so I think I'm doing alright, don't you? You could say that again, I thought I'd either end up alone with a lizard and some fish or with some other nerd, but looks like I was wrong. That and I'd gain weight, which is not happening. I don't think Jordan would like that, though, you're bearable. But if you'd really like to leave, be my guest. I expect everyone to smile in the pictures.

You changed…? Obviously? Did you, like, get stupid since you graduated? Well, someone’s gonna have to tease the guy, and that’s definitely not my job. Life’s full of mysteries, Franny. Your love story might just be one of them. Wow, be a party pooper too, why don’t you? You just know you’ll lose, that’s all there is to it. If I’m too hard to please, you might as well let me go. You’d rather have someone cooperative in your party, right?

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Oh shut up, skinny mini. I might have just one, though. And maybe a few macarons while I'm at it too, just keep it under control for me. I'm not eating now, though, not until I'm no longer nauseous. I feel bad for the rest of you, I've known French since I was five, thanks to my dad. Some hair is okay, just not excessive. Like uni-brows aren't cute, and neither are smelly boys, so promise. I'm sure he'll just wanna sleep anyways, even though we are in Paris, he loves his beauty sleep far too much.

Franny you look absolutely gorgeous and if you want to eat a Nutella crepe I think you could handle it. Your dress could handle it, too. Yes, thank god someone in this party can speak French. I don’t know, I like hair. Beards. Chest hair. Alright, then I’ll do my best to be the Serena to you’re Blair. You’ve gotta send Jordan back home, though, cause you’re in Paris for girl time.

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Well yea, there are other symptoms, but I do show some. I'm pretty fatigued and the nauseous thing, but it's probably all in my head. I'm just worried and nervous, normal pre wedding stuff I hope. Yea, that's why I'm on birth control and we use condoms 90% of the time, though I'm not sure why I'm telling you this? City of love, right, maybe you'll find someone to hitch with.

M’sure that’s all it is, don’t worry ‘bout it. I mean, if you were actually pregnant then— aren’t there other symptoms too? I dunno, I don’t study knocked up chicks on the daily, but it’s probably nerves. Right. Even though I think you and Jordo would make a couple of pretty chill parentals, maybe save the baby-making ‘til later. Or don’t, y’know, since we’re in the city of love, or whatever.

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i have to go bc dinner calls but i'll be back in a little ok luv ya

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What's that supposed to mean? Yea, Jordan's memory isn't exactly on point all the time, but it's fun to tease him about it. Really, though, who would've thought Jordan and I would be getting married? Certainly not me, it's still weird to think about back then. I wouldn't even had agreed to that when I was 100 pounds heavier, mostly cause I was embarrassed, though. I have terrible metabolism and I didn't lose all the weight to get it back, it's a no. You're too hard to please.

Wow, things have certainly changed since high school! That’s predictable. I remember having to remind Jordan I was still in school when he’d call me up to chill. Weird how you two ended up together. God, a whole bakery? I’d like to see you try. We should have a fucking food-eating contest. How sick would that be? Eh. I guess.

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I hate puking, that's why I don't even drink that much. No thank you. I'll eat after the wedding, plus I need to fit into that dress. You know about my terrible metabolism, c'mon. I might also set a new record, think of it that way. I'll look up some more online, thank god I can speak French. Sure, as long as they're not excessively hairy and use antiperspirants have a go at it.

Maybe you should just eat. Parisian food is the best in the whole world. You can’t pass that up. Plus I think the human body can only go like—nine days without food? You might die before you’re married. I saw a Chanel and a cute little boutique on the way from the airport. We should check it out. If you’re Blair and I’m Serena, does that mean I get to sleep around?

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I do take pride in my own personal hygiene, but it's really not a huge nauseating trigger for me, good try, though. Sometimes I have to remind Jordan to shower, greasy hair is nothing. Well you know about me and my past eating habits, so I have to agree. Plus we're in Paris, I could eat a whole bakery's worth of food back in the day. Exactly, pray hard. Okay, point taken, but old Franny. Does that work better for you?

Ah, that shouldn’t make me surprised that  you didn’t puke the minute I mentioned greasy hair then. What stupid person wouldn’t be there when food’s involved? Food’s life. There isn’t life without food. Oh, you do? Well, I’ll pray that you aren’t pregnant, otherwise that kid is in for a sad life. That’s not possible. When were you ever normal?

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Tell me about it. I'll pass, but thank you, I'd rather just keep smoking a pack a day at this rate. Let's just hope it's nerves and nothing more, right? I don't think Jordan would handle a kid the best right now, or ever.

Aw, Franny, that’s a shitty deal. But hey— I still got a few muscle relaxants leftover, if you wanna pop one of those and see if it’ll calm the nauseous feeling down.

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Sure I can. Ew, feeding tubes sound thoroughly unpleasant, no thank you. I'd much rather have a needle stuck in me. I'm excited, just extremely nervous. I think I've been shaking for days. Well besides food, Paris has some nice shopping so I wanna hit up the expensive shops and act like I'm a wealthy foreigner when we have time. I'll just pretend to be Blair from Gossip Girl, you can be Serena.

You can’t tote an IV around Paris, Fran. We’ll get you a feeding tube. This is what we’ve been waiting for! I’m excited and you should be, too. I guess nerves are the usual but right now, you’ve got some time to enjoy the City of Love and let those nerves turn into butterflies! I’ll let the kid thing go—for now.

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Yes Troy, I will. I don't have a fear of greasy hair, luckily. I'll be sure to buy some dry shampoo in case, though. Of course you're in it when I mention food, typical you. No, I do give fucks. I give plenty of fucks. I just like cigarettes, unfortunately. You're right, I should go get pregnancy tests in case. That's what normal Franny would do.

What if they’re greasy? Are you still gonna drag me? I don’t think you wanna get your hands dirty, especially if you’re the bride. Okay, good point though. I’m in! Wow, since when did you stop giving fucks? Has Jordan been rubbing off on you?

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True, that'd actually look worse. Maybe I'll go get an IV and get fed that way, cause I can't see any food traveling down my esophagus until after the wedding. Let's not even talk about me having kids, ew. I'm not ready for that, at all.

You can’t faint during the ceremony, either. That wouldn’t look good. Eh—maybe you should give it to Ria. Then I can just be the cool aunt that stops by and buys them stuff.

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Troy, I swear, you will be in this wedding if I have to drag you by your curly locks to the ceremony. Free food and alcohol, just think about it that way. No, I'm not sure, but I'd rather not know. That way I can keep smoking and not worry, I have enough to worry about.

I swear if you puke all over my suit… I’ll marry you. Actually wait, that phrase shouldn’t work here. Never mind. Are you sure you’re not pregnant?