foxtrotunicorncharliekilo

[foxtrotunicorncharliekilo]

[foxtrotunicorncharliekilo]

schools: you need to use apps, internet, and so forth in order to do your homework and classwork.

also schools: sorry bucko but your phone needs to go in this pocket

[foxtrotunicorncharliekilo]

not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116

[foxtrotunicorncharliekilo]

Me: I want normalcy, a full-time job so I can pay my bills and rent.

Also me: I want to be a pirate, sail the seven seas, pillage, sing sea shanties, get riches, get booty, get drunk on rum, and smoke the zaza all day everyday. Arrr!

[foxtrotunicorncharliekilo]

JESUS CHRIST ITS JASON BORNE

[foxtrotunicorncharliekilo]

Growing up is realizing that chef boyardee was (and still is) fucking ass and we only remember it as good because of nostalgia

[foxtrotunicorncharliekilo]

people get so mad about defund the police yet before defund the police even happened when I called the police about being stalked at work they never showed up and told me if it was really that bad I should just quit my job, so fuck the police

[foxtrotunicorncharliekilo]

The majority of Hollywood is unethical, nepotistic, elitist scum. They believe that are above others just because they got paid a lot of money for subpar music and acting. Nobody really cares about their untalented offspring either. When their children do get famous, it’s only because they won the birth lottery and came out of their womb not because they actually have any talent or bright fresh ideas. Most of them need servants because they are all too stupid and don’t know how to actually take care of themselves.

[foxtrotunicorncharliekilo]

Boomers: *shit-talking younger generations, calling them stupid, naive, etc.*

Also Boomers: *make up 60% of scam victims in the over one-trillion-dollar scam industry*

[foxtrotunicorncharliekilo]

never

[foxtrotunicorncharliekilo]

Kaiser Permanente has the absolute nerve to call a stapedectomy—a surgery that can restore hearing for certain types of deafness—‘cosmetic’ if only one ear is affected. Honey, you read that right. Apparently, hearing out of both ears is now on par with getting your nose done. Only in the United States…

[foxtrotunicorncharliekilo]

you