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Book Fore Edge Paintings // Maisie Matilda

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Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

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I do actually care marginally about the guy in that reddit screenshot who voted for Trump and is now worried that he might lose his medicaid funding because I did not fucking stutter when I said healthcare is a human right but the people losing their internships and job offers to the hiring freeze are straight up hilarious.

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wish there was a non rude way to be like “I understand your criticism, I don’t even necessarily disagree with it, but I am doing these things on purpose, because I like them and I want to, and therefore your opinion has no value, because you might think me painting a room entirely pink is tacky, but I did it on purpose”

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I doubt any of my followers are future homebuyers but please note that the landlord special/millennial beige renovation is often used to cover up serious issues with structural integrity like wood rot, water damage, termites and mold. The thick ass layer of paint makes the place look bright and new and covers up smells but (especially in older houses, though newer houses are not immune, housing bubble suburban hellscapes are often structural nightmares) it can be a deceptive trick to hide the $80k+ worth of work the place really needs. New super thick paint jobs can be an indication something is very wrong. Make sure you get any house you’re thinking of buying and moving into inspected thoroughly so you don’t waste your life savings and get stuck in a mold infested hellscape you cannot resell or fix.

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“But where our hearts truly lie is in peace and quiet and good, tilled earth. For all Hobbits share a love of things that grow.”

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Story time:

So in Jr high we had some free time in class. It was the end of term or a holiday the next day or something, and we were in the theater for some reason. So the teacher decided we’d have a paper airplane flying contest. Whoever got theirs to fly the farthest won.

Everyone went about folding, all a little different but basically the same 2 designs. And then there was the one kid, the kid who had a piece of rope for a belt for most of the year, who got free breakfast at school because he didn’t get one at home. Anyway, he confirmed the goal and set about folding the absolute most pieces of paper possible into some semblance of a plane.

Time was up, everyone stood at the edge of the stage and did their darnedest to gently float their planes with just enough push and finesse to make them go farthest.

And then there’s the kid I mentioned. He went up to the edge and whipped that wad of frankenplane as hard as he could. The thing flew across the auditorium and smacked into the back wall, paper flying everywhere like the feathers of a goose sucked into a jet engine.

No doubt, his went the farthest by far.

Just something I think about.

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the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

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im a lil high and i have cilantro soap questions

if cilantro tastes like soap to some people why is it such an uncommon soap scent? I feel like things that taste like soap should be soap

before soap existed what did the soap gene cavemen say cilantrussy. hang on i have to stop this mid sentence because my phone autocorrected cilantro to cilantrussy which means i have previously typed that word out enough for my phone to think it’s a word and more of a word than cilantro. i have some inward reflection to do.

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Pink Footed Crescent Moon - Lara Cobden , 2023.

British , b. 1971 -

Ink on gessoed watercolour paper , 31 x 23 cm.

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She just sat contented in the comfy chair as I built this up around her

I call this installation “The Cat of Amontillado.”

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