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hey reblog this and tell me in the tags what the first thing you think of when you see the abbreviation AC is

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“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

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possibly my problem is also that i take two thousand year old poetry too personally

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Good news, everyone! I’ve turned myself into a pickle!

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God I'm a sucker for characters who are so utterly loyal to someone that they're completely unhinged. Characters who have no moral compass except their overwhelming devotion to whoever they've chosen to listen to. That's the good shit

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like at this point im not even upset my cat hasnt caught the mouse its the fact that the mouse is so clearly out witting him at every turn. to make things even worse the mouse now has a mouse nephew thats also eating my cheeses and what not

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Fic writers, put in the tags what the difference in hits is between your most and least viewed fics. Mine is 7,720 (7,779-59).

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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

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Berries.

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Colin’s whole ‘You’re not going to die tomorrow.’ and ‘You’d already be dead’ is so funny and one of my favorite parts from the book.

But in the show it’s so great because Luke plays it EXACTLY like a guy with four sisters who he has seen in full meltdown mode before it’s so spot on I giggle every time.

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Penelope: don’t worry we never need to hook up again

Colin: oh word? cool cool cool coool no doubt no doubt no doubt no doooouuubt

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I know some people are confused about the music this season but idk I think getting fingered in a cab on the way home from a night out to a Pitbull song is relatable in any era