Chocolate CrayonsElmer has become my favorite Newsie and I don’t know how that happened but I’m here for it she/her
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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First tweet: “I saw a piece of fabric? on the floor of my room so I went to pick it up but it was actually the moonlight that entered through the window lmao”
Quote RT: “1000 years ago this would have been a poem, not a tweet”
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This "your vote is secret" aimed at men is making me emotional in all sorts of ways.
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Walking around saluting our troops (Destiel bloggers) and shaking hands with our generals (year-round Destiel bloggers) as we prepare for our biggest battle since November 5th 2020
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just performed my civic duty [voted] and im going home to perform my other civic duty [post destiel]
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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.
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‘There’s no platonic explanation for this’ and it’s just two people caring about each other’s wellbeing
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"For mature audiences" not as in "legally allowed to see a boob" but "can see a fictional character do a bad thing and not immediately go on a crusade against the author"
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