20 | Minors DNI | I like racing :)🏎️ MV1 ♡ OP81 ♡ CS55 ♡ CL16 ♡ FC43 🏍️PA31 ♡ MB72 ♡ EB23
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text

That one interview with papa sainz and little carlos
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
explaining feelings on the bike i guess
135 notes
·
View notes
Text
God he’s such a loser (It’s horrifically embarrassing how easily this would work on me)
marco’s pickup line
#no one look at me#actually#i’m so embarrassed#bc he’s so fucking dorky#and it’s the cutest thing#and the hottest#i’m not above it 😔#I’m abt to start walking around with an aprilia sticker so he’ll ride me
143 notes
·
View notes
Text

im crying they thought my girl was a bimbo
299 notes
·
View notes
Text
Thrilling update on the marco + condoms situation



As you can see from the above photos, the condoms were provided by the hotel. Marco did not buy these, and judging by the plastic still on them, it’s clear they have not been used.
(I’m now imagining marco posting this with the intention of trying to make a joke abt how it’s weird the hotel provided him condoms but accidentally giving his fans a heart attack bc literally no one took it that way)
#marco bezzecchi#mb72#his life is a sitcom#i love him#accidentally exposing himself as bitchless fr#motogp#this is a joke btw#no one freak out#i’m not a weirdo i’m just observant and an overthinker
82 notes
·
View notes
Text
On todays episode of: PR fears Marco Bezzecchi

Straight up posting a photo of condoms on his official tiktok acc
42 notes
·
View notes
Text
I hate getting sick after eating takeout like NO, I ordered this food. Who tf does my stomach think it is wasting my hard earned money??
0 notes
Text
I’ve been trying to figure out why i’m so drawn to bez, and then i saw this photo and it clicked
Goofy, perpetual third wheel and is more attached to machines and his pet than people…
Mfer is just Leo Valdez in another font 😭😭😭
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
until it’s dripping out of me, next question

*gulp* 😵💫
435 notes
·
View notes
Text
YALL

IM FUCKING SHAKINGGG
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
I need to bounce on it until I realign the earth’s gravity 😩
posting both of the pictures bc alice freaked out


150 notes
·
View notes
Text
inside me, next question
MARCO BEZZECCHI details: hands
479 notes
·
View notes
Text
He’s such a dorky loser i need to get him pregnant 😭
just vibing
123 notes
·
View notes
Text
oscar probably regrets agreeing to that adoption because he didn’t realize he’d become a messenger pigeon for his dads
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
That drained his social battery for the rest of the year 😭
What the hell is in Abu Dhabi's water?!





(Oscar will disappear for 3 months after this adrenaline rush)
#poor lily#having to deal with a nonverbal blob#that USED to be a racing driver#but now just needs his timtams and a nap
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Never knew i needed mark webber talking about pedro acosta but my god was i wrong
"losing his virginity today" oh!
326 notes
·
View notes