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It’s been over two years but I am back! How the hell does this god forsaken site work again?
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The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.
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“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”
“I painted somebody’s mom”
“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”
“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”
“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”
“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”
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Monica Lewinsky is funnier than all of the comedians who made shitty jokes about her.
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LGBTQ MEME : [11/15] bi/pan characters ↳ David Rose (Schitt’s Creek) Um, I do drink red wine. But I also drink white wine. And I’ve been known to sample the occasional rosé. And a couple summers back I tried a Merlot that used to be a Chardonnay, which got a bit complicated. I like the wine and not the label. Does that make sense?!
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things in the hp series that i didn’t realise were dodgy as a child: bill weasley’s job seems to be breaking into tombs in egypt on behalf of the british banking system
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b99 tropes (3/?): Broken Pedestal
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In other news: Angela Merkel had to take a passenger plane to Argentina because her own plane had a malfunction and today all news outlets are headlining: “MAN SEATED NEXT TO THE CHANCELLOR REVEALS ALL!!!!” and what he told the news is: “I didn’t dare speak to her but she had a yogurt and read a book.” and it reminds me of other glorious incidents as:
That time Merkel’s chair collapsed at an opera and it made Breaking News nation-wide
that time Die Welt announced they had “discovered the secret of the Chancellor’s wardrobe” and she told them that she picks whatever suit she feels like.
That time some magazine published her recipe for potato soup and people made videos cooking the “Chancellor-soup.”
That time a guy made an art project of Merkel looking for things in her purse
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Archaeologists: “Uhhhh, there’s still a lot of debate about how effective leather armor really could have been on a battlefield. Alas, we shall never know.”
Punks: “Hey, fresh cut, the boneheads carry knives sometimes so make sure and lift a good leather jacket. It’ll save your life.”
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The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.
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