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What's the best method you've used to lift?

Good question!

So there’s multiple ways I could answer this so I’ll just go based on what their good for:)

1. Scan and go? 1/8? Big n small?

So I don’t really know what it’s called lol I haven’t been on lifting tumblr for a while but this is the method I used when I posted that $600+ lift so it’s good for bigger hauls I think? Basically w this one I chose a large selection of smaller more “concealable” items like makeup or really anything that can be covered tbh. This one can be a little scary if you know theirs workers around or your a little newer so make sure you have confidence:) So I personally wasn’t organized enough but I recommend getting the bigger stuff first and marking where you know blind spots are if you plan to do certain things in this method. Sorry for rambling but after you get everything you want to lift and any bigger items (they don’t have to be expensive ofc) All you really have to do is cover the smaller items w the bigger ones. Ofc the blind spot comes in if your purchasing a bag or something so you can conceal more but your gonna want to make barcodes easy access. I realize this isn’t worded very well so so if anyone needs don’t be afraid to ask and I’ll lay any method out to you:) But literally as soon as you got barcodes turned up and items concealed you’re good to check out and go. If you wanted to you could even mix this with barcode switching so you pay even less.

2. My most used, the purse method

We all know this one and we all know the stigma around it but it’s the one I use most often so obviously I’ve got to mention it. I’m sure everyone knows how this goes but just in case, after making sure there isn’t any beepers on your items(as you should always do if your taking more expensive things) find a blind spot in your chosen store and after making sure no one’s paying attention, put it in your purse. Some tips I know and use is to have a few things in your purse and to have some sore of structure but of course do it however best works for you. A good thing to do if your purse doesn’t zip is to cover the item/items with any other things you have:) definitely the easiest and most reliable method though if you plan on getting a bigger purse I wouldn’t recommend going up sizes multiple times and stealing more each time, I think you should more so either switch directly and slowly get more and more or stay with a certain amount of goods until you get a purse that fits your desired size:) but ofc the choice is up to you.

3. Shopping center thing?

Again idk the names of any of my methods for the most part and I maybe shouldn’t put it as its own method but it’s basically the bag method but less suspicious if that makes sense? A lot of the problem with the purse method is that it’s used worn every shopping center knows abt it but this one just takes a little suspicion away from it. Basically as the title suggests, use this in a shopping center or mall as it would be more suspicious to walk into say a Walmart with a bath & body works bag but if your there with a little bit of cash to spend or even have some older bags saved up like I do, go ahead and take them to the store of your choosing and just like the purse method, alarm check, blind spot, conceal:) As I’ll state again it takes suspicion off cause it’s a lot more common for people in shopping centers to come in with bags from other stores:)

4. The last best method I’ve used,name wip

This one needs a friend but what your gonna do and what I typically do is you and your friend of choice go into a store separately and as you pick out items have your friend look at items around you and as you pick it up to look at maybe even carrying it around before “putting it back” and it appear to any cameras as if your putting it up while simultaneously passing it to said friend. It may sound hard to deceive cameras in some stores but fret not cause if you find the right isle you can definitely slide it across the floor or even have them next to you while you hand it to them. Just remember don’t interact too much as that could def get suspicious but again do as you will I don’t control you.

I hope my ramblings make sense and I hope this helps I’m these are pretty basic but it’s what I usually work with:)

As always have an amazing day, signing off xoxo

[deafbimbo]

Hey guys idk this isn’t my usual lift hauls, I’d just like to say sorry for not being as active, a while ago last year I got ratted out to the people I live with and recently haven’t been going out as much so obviously, haven’t been lifting as much. I still have been but not anything worth posting so if there’s any other lifting content y’all want me to discuss feel free to flood my asks:) it may take longer than usual to respond to as I’m logged into a different account but nevertheless I obviously want to keep engaging with and posting to the community that I’ve joined here:)

As always I love you guys xoxo, signing off

[deafbimbo]

Reblogging cause I get scared my hauls ain’t enough for yall

NORMALIZE SMALL HAULS

Normalize lifters who have anxiety and can’t take that much

Normalize lifters who live in heavily watched areas and will be caught if they get cocky

Normalize lifters who are just starting out and don’t want to risk it

Normalize lifters who aren’t in it for the glory, and just take what they need

Let’s teach the baby lifters improving doesn’t always mean you go bigger. Improvement can be taking the same things but better.

Let people be proud of their tiny hauls, and we won’t encourage them to endanger themselves telling them they need more.

Some lifters are perfectly happy with those 3 items they took today. Let’s hype them too.

[deafbimbo]

Reblogging cause I get scared my hauls ain’t enough for yall

NORMALIZE SMALL HAULS

Normalize lifters who have anxiety and can’t take that much

Normalize lifters who live in heavily watched areas and will be caught if they get cocky

Normalize lifters who are just starting out and don’t want to risk it

Normalize lifters who aren’t in it for the glory, and just take what they need

Let’s teach the baby lifters improving doesn’t always mean you go bigger. Improvement can be taking the same things but better.

Let people be proud of their tiny hauls, and we won’t encourage them to endanger themselves telling them they need more.

Some lifters are perfectly happy with those 3 items they took today. Let’s hype them too.

[deafbimbo]

Small lift<3

Guys, I realize I haven’t been posted many lifts lately mainly because I’m lazy but, school starts Tomorrow so I’m afraid my posting will continue to dwindle down although, ofcourse I will post when I can. This lift was from wæłmárt bcz my hair is fucked up in color💀

Place: Walmart

Items:

Hair bleach- 9.97

Hàïrītagé heat protectant- 7.94

Háírîtâgė leave in conditioner- 8.94

Total saved: 26.85

Also, I did say I was going to post my bag as it came, and yes I got it, however, I realize it’s a less common bag making it more recognizable for me to be caught therefore I’m not posting it.

Below is an earlier lift from a few days ago that I forgot to post:

Overall total saved from this post: 61.85

Signing off, Xoxo

[deafbimbo]

Small lift<3

Sooo I went to wäłmârt today nd omg the one I went to was so fancy Istg💀 but there was also like big expensive cameras everywhere, ofc, they weren’t placed very well so there was quiet a few blind spots but whtevez. Also! I just ordered a new purse for myself! It’z juicy Couture and I’m so excited I’m probably gonna post about it when it gets here!

Places:

Wãłmårt

Items:

I <3 Juicy couture perfume

Total saved:

$40 (rounded)

Here’s miss bae out of her box😍 she smells so good🤭

Anyways signing off, xoxo

[deafbimbo]

Life nd lift update<3

So y’all.. I realize how much I’ve been putting it off and given how much I took I think I’m going to skip blogging my last lift. As a side note, I’ve been stealing alchohol and candy and today I got arrested (unrelated things) so yknow I promise I’ll post my next lift haul

Signing off xoxo

[deafbimbo]

Y’all

Alright you guys, I’m back home so I’ll get back to regular lifting content and I’ll post everything I got these past two weeks but OMG it’s been a liiittle bit hectic like One let me just say I went and saw the Barbie movie which was Amazing ofc. Two my grandma found out I was borrowing and she caught me sneaking out one night and three my dad found condoms in my room so that all sucks including that I was caught that one time nd beeped the other time��

Anyways long term lift haul coming soon<33

[deafbimbo]

Yallllll I got beeped at bòôks à mïłłíon kill me😭 I had enough confidence that they didn’t check me but omfg I am losing my luck I will DIEEE if I get caught at the mall today

[deafbimbo]

Máłł liftz:))

This was the other day but still:)

I also just looked at some of the packages nd they were electronically protected sooo my bad🤭 But I’ve also got a haul from wåłmârt I need to post nd I’m going back there today so look forward to that.

It’s a process to list everything so I’ll update w that when I get back

Signing off xoxo

[deafbimbo]

Y’all I got caught in Spencer’s💀 My fuckin heart dropped Istg

[deafbimbo]

Wãłmârt lifts<3

Yalll, alright so

I ended up not going to the mall today like I planned but I should be going tomorrow and next weekend! Other than that, I DId end up going to wâłmãrt and $$ tree<33 I obvs filled my purse up at $$ tree, but I really wanted to try a walk out at Walmart so I got super excited and had a lot of confidence, like I should’ve, but when It came to actually just walking out I was a little too nervous instead I ended up buying like three thingz nd hiding a sh!t ton of stuff tho so it pretty much worked out on my end:>>

Ofc like I said, picture quality will be low for a minute but y’all can deal. A lot of this will be going to my sister for her birthday though (along with some other expensive thingz:,)).

Store: $$ tree

(Quick Note: yall im Not poor to the point of needing to lift from here, many times I just opt for an easier lift.)

All items: $1.25

Total: $30

Store: wælmârt

I’m not listing all that💀

Total: $623.45

Amount saved: $653.45 +tax

I’ll update y’all tmr if I lift anything

Signing off Xoxo<33

[deafbimbo]

Small lift<3

Hello liftblr! These past few days, I haven’t been out much to borrow anything, but times like this the gas station (A chain) comes in handy. Down below is my recent haul, but I only got a few snacks cuz some old guy was following me.

Store: Chain convenience store

Items:

Hi-Chew x7: $14

Raisinettes x3: $3.90

Clubtail x1: 1.79?

Total saved (before tax): $19.69

That’s all for today, but I’m going “shopping” at the mall tomorrow so I’ll post my shopping list later and what I got when I finish!

Signing off; have a good day!<33

[deafbimbo]

All acts described in this blog are purely fictional

[ID: All Acts in this blog are purely fictional.]

Hello, liftblr :))

[ID: Hello, liftblr :))]

From this point on, I come to tumblr as a borrowing rp space. My user is Deafbimbo, as opposed to any names related to my content simply because this is account used to be for other thingz. Aside from being a new lifting account, I’m also new to tumble in general so any tips for either would be appreciated:)).

• About mee!•

Hi!! You can call me wynz! My pronouns r he/they nd I am 14 yrs old! My favorite color, as you mb could tell, is pink. My favorite thing is space and I have been borrowing for 1/2 yr! I actually dont know how much I’ve lifted, however I know itz around 1000-1500$. Since I dnt know how much, I’m gonna have 1500$ put in my bio nd increasing it as I go from this point!

• Why I’ve joined the tumblr community •

Ever since I started, I’ve gotten more nd more confident about my skills, however that means that I want more people to value my skill. Plus I think my friens are tired of my bragging :))

• My area •

Now, I live in the us, so prices will typically be in usd, however I will try to give prices in euros and Aud!I live in a small town and rarely visit bigger places, so often mentioned stores include :

Walmart

The mall, mall stores

Dollar store

Hobby lobby

Michaels

• Attention!•

I dont condone anything wrote in my blog! Shoplifting is a crime and your actions belong to you, any inspiration taken from this blog and the actions that stem from it are of your free will! Totally do not take from mega corps n make millionaires deal with the consequences!;)

• Closing!! •

Feel free to comment if you have any questions! I would like to mention that I have no idea how to write a tumblr blog so future posts will vary in quality! This post, however, took inspiration from klepto-fool as I wanted to make sure I included everything I should. One thing other blogs like theirs have helped me know is not to use tags on a blog of this type. If there is something wrong with anything I post, please feel free to tell me and I will gladly fix my mistake! Thank you<33

[deafbimbo]

This is gonna turn into a Lifting Blog since it’s my favorite thing<33

Starting off:

I stole these the other day which is why they’ve been opened but I still figured it’s a good start to my blog<33

Price: 320$

Place: Casino

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Minecraft boxer bf x hello kitty boxer gf

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The power went out and it is not helping my delusion