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oh to be a powerful lesbian sorceress living in the snowy evergreen forests of some slavic country, reviled by village elders as a wicked, seductive temptress for spiriting their wives and daughters away to come live with me in my log cabin where we pick berries and mushrooms and roast them with meat over campfires and sleep together on piles of bear and deerskin furs

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who was i before i found out i had adhd. Like Oh my almost never works but im fine

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Person A: “You want to try your hand in summoning… when you can barely draw a circle!?”

Person B: “Why do they have to be circles!? Why can’t they be SQUARES!? WHAT’S WRONG WITH TRIANGLES!? OR EVEN OVALS!”

Person A, yelling: “Nobody will take you seriously if you draw summoning squares!”

Person B, screaming: “RHOMBUS! HEXAGONS! DECAHEDRONS!”

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“I know I have a secret identity to uphold but I want you to know I am giving you a Look from underneath my helmet.”

“What kind of look?”

“Eyebrow raised, lip curled, all seven eyes squinted.”

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Australian newscasting at its finest.

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you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia

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Since I’ve decided to make a tiny R2D2 for my robotics class I spent the morning finding .wav files of the different sounds he makes but the original file names I knew would get confusing

so here I am sitting here psychoanalyzing and personifying as many of them as I can because okay yeah he’s beeping and chirping but what was he feeling

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some of my many, many, many, many taz doodles from the past week, including my redesign of taako and johann :P

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griffin mcelroy planning a dnd campaign

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there has never been a cool person called eugene