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The price is WRONG today cause Bob Barker done passed away

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My favorite role play app got shut down, any one know any apps for role play? I have Rook but it’s super glitchy and I’m not paying for ad removal.

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Becoming an adult means realizing the Josh SHOULDN’T of ate the enchilada regardless of there not being a note because it wasn’t his in the first place. Steve had every right to light him up with that old man’s cane.

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Quick question, can ghosts time travel?

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I really need to get out of my own way sometimes. Or all of the time rather.

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Whole lotta gang shit

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Trying my best to make new friends ☺️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CMgBi9lj8AD/?igshid=1evyjc9uy3ro1

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What if we just had a giant rocket that could send trash out to the sun and come back periodically? Then there would be less trash on Earth. And Bill Nye could fund it.

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Happy Mario Day

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On the way home from work today I was thinking about the walking dead and the kids in it (specifically Clem from the telltale games and that episode in season 3 when she got her first period). So for some reason the thought came to me that the kids in the post-apocalyptic world will have NO IDEA HOW TO HAVE SEX. Like, in our world sex is learned through visual media or people telling us about it [to a certain extent]. So, unless some adults teach them or they maybe, possibly, come across some magazines... when those kids get older they’ll have no clue how to f*ck. Sad thoughts dude, sad thoughts.

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The most dramatic eating of chips known to man

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The ultimate trust exercise has to be oral sex between cannibals.

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Do teeth have any flavor to them or are our tongues just so use to being brushed up against them that we don’t taste them, just feel them?

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Sus is lame. I vote from now on, we say "suspish" like Bailey Sarian.

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If you like murder stories + makeup tutorials, watch Bailey Sarian. Also this is a mood like f*ck

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