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If they'd named their firstborn Harold, then the Trainor family would be

Larry

Sherry

Harry

and Gary

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idc if it's not a person. if your icon is a sunrise, you're a sunrise now.

poll about swapping with prev's icon here

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I love Larry T., a canonically queer broody character with a badass long jacket connected to a Universal Monster who has supernatural powers from something inside him he can't control that has resulted in him brutally killing many people with no memory of it, from a TV show with a ragtag group of supernatural misfits put together by a character played by Timothy Dalton who has a dysfunctional father-figure type relationship with the group.

Who am I talking about?

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Larry Walters of Los Angeles is one of the few to contend for the Darwin Awards and live to tell the tale.

When his friends cut the cord anchoring the lawnchair to his Jeep, he did not float lazily up to 30 feet. Instead he streaked into the LA sky as if shot from a cannon. He didn’t level off at 100 feet, nor did he level off at 1000 feet. After climbing and climbing, he leveled off at 16,000 feet.

At that height he felt he couldn’t risk shooting any of the balloons. So he stayed there, drifting cold and frightened with his beer and sandwiches, for more than 14 hours. He crossed the primary approach corridor of LAX, where startled Trans World Airlines and Delta Airlines pilots radioed in reports of the strange sight.

Eventually he gathered the nerve to shoot a few balloons, and slowly descended. Larry was then arrested. Larry’s efforts won him a $1,500 FAA fine, a prize from the Bonehead Clubof Dallas, the altitude record for gas-filled clustered balloons, and a Darwin Awards At-Risk Survivor.

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Made this Larry edit a few days ago<3

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"Mike, Echo, Oscar, Whiskey. I repeat."

"Mike, Echo, Oscar, Whiskey."

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Why can't we ever use bullshit bioessentialism for fun things

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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

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"In exchange for extending your life after a near fatal accident, you accepted that every night you would allow your body to be possessed by a demon for as long as it wishes or until the sun rises. This would be absolutely terrifying if not for the fact it mostly seems to use this time to practice baking and redecorate your apartment."

I thought of this and remember you and though you might like it.

I do! The premise is...very dark, but the execution is right up my alley! It's a very interesting dynamic, especially if you follow the concept that demons, fae, etc., are incapable of creating things the same way humans are. A demon could conjure food, but could not bake or cook it.

Perhaps the demons friends are regularly going: "Where have you been? ...are you cosplaying as a mortal again?"

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Things that came out of Larry Trainor

(He's so normal guys!)

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Baby pelican👎

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happy pride month to them

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Anyone else watching all of Doom Patrol for the one Dead boy detectives episode? No? Just me? Okay

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I am a terrible combination of “whatever happens, happens” and “If everything doesn’t go according to plan, I will vaporize”

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I had a dream last night that tumblr came up with a pride flag for closeted gays and it was just a light blue flag with a shrimp on it. People would also wear shrimp pins on their lapels for some Reason???

and the vegan gays started Discourse because shrimp deserved more respect

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