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I know Threshold Day was yesterday (and that's when I made this), so slightly late Threshold Day posting: Larry would never abandon his salamander babies on a planet. Well, he would try, but he'd feel so guilty he keeps going back to the planet, brings them PB&Js, water bottles, scarves, and tells them they deserve better than him before caving and bringing them with him anyway.

(This is exactly what he did to the space parasite he threw up).

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idk i just really want everyone to know about the word vermiculation

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The Blorbos canonically standing next to each other and my redraw of it (85-86)

They are so QPPs. No one gets it (they're standing next to each other [1] time).

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Here have my Larry Trainor all-purpose emoji

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this is what i sent

this is what i got

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muse a is fresh out of prison, solitary confinement to be exact, and hasn’t truly seen the light of day for at least a couple of years. they’re adjusting to the real world; they barely speak anymore, and they haven’t experienced gentle human contact in what seems like forever. insert muse b, their new neighbor.

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guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

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two wonderful things i saw online today

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#this was manifesting for 10 years

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can people start obsessing over queerplatontic ships the same way they obsess over romantic ships

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i don’t want a ROMANTIC PARTNER. i want a DEAR FRIEND i can use as a HUMAN WEIGHTED BLANKET

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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

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i always see people on here complaining that "planes bite i had one once and it bit me" and "planes are too skittish to be safe around young kids" and even shit like "we should abolish our city's airport because we shouldn't be encouraging people to go out and get a plane!!!!!!" sure okay. tell me you don't know how to properly socialize your aircraft without telling me

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thank you snake eating itself for representing a timeless philosophical concept in a way that is visually arresting and beautiful

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no matter what qpps

(i guess this is an inside not joke. an inside serious. idk i taught myself this language)

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