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i always see people on here complaining that "planes bite i had one once and it bit me" and "planes are too skittish to be safe around young kids" and even shit like "we should abolish our city's airport because we shouldn't be encouraging people to go out and get a plane!!!!!!" sure okay. tell me you don't know how to properly socialize your aircraft without telling me

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thank you snake eating itself for representing a timeless philosophical concept in a way that is visually arresting and beautiful

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no matter what qpps

(i guess this is an inside not joke. an inside serious. idk i taught myself this language)

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qpp who immaculately plans their outfits and has a special interest in fashion x qpp who has a dozen versions of the same outfit

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qpps who'd do anything to keep the other safe <3

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A cooking show where every episode, the chef gets possessed by the ghost of a random person of another era, who then proceeds to cook something that they personally enjoyed as a meal while they were alive.

It remains unclear how, regardless from the historical time and place, every single "guest star" seems to have a full understanding of what a cooking show is, and also how to operate a modern kitchen. While there is no overarching plot, different context clues heavily imply that the host chef is somehow a very easy person to possess, and there are so, so many souls from all eras of human history who would love to hop in to experience the pleasure of getting to cook one more really nice meal.

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Will never be over Fred making a wisecrack and then immediately looking to Velma for approval ♡

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qpr culture is sending each other pictures and going "this is us" and it's literally just two lizards sitting next to each other

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If they'd named their firstborn Harold, then the Trainor family would be

Larry

Sherry

Harry

and Gary

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idc if it's not a person. if your icon is a sunrise, you're a sunrise now.

poll about swapping with prev's icon here

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I love Larry T., a canonically queer broody character with a badass long jacket connected to a Universal Monster who has supernatural powers from something inside him he can't control that has resulted in him brutally killing many people with no memory of it, from a TV show with a ragtag group of supernatural misfits put together by a character played by Timothy Dalton who has a dysfunctional father-figure type relationship with the group.

Who am I talking about?

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Larry Walters of Los Angeles is one of the few to contend for the Darwin Awards and live to tell the tale.

When his friends cut the cord anchoring the lawnchair to his Jeep, he did not float lazily up to 30 feet. Instead he streaked into the LA sky as if shot from a cannon. He didn’t level off at 100 feet, nor did he level off at 1000 feet. After climbing and climbing, he leveled off at 16,000 feet.

At that height he felt he couldn’t risk shooting any of the balloons. So he stayed there, drifting cold and frightened with his beer and sandwiches, for more than 14 hours. He crossed the primary approach corridor of LAX, where startled Trans World Airlines and Delta Airlines pilots radioed in reports of the strange sight.

Eventually he gathered the nerve to shoot a few balloons, and slowly descended. Larry was then arrested. Larry’s efforts won him a $1,500 FAA fine, a prize from the Bonehead Clubof Dallas, the altitude record for gas-filled clustered balloons, and a Darwin Awards At-Risk Survivor.

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Made this Larry edit a few days ago<3

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"Mike, Echo, Oscar, Whiskey. I repeat."

"Mike, Echo, Oscar, Whiskey."

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Why can't we ever use bullshit bioessentialism for fun things