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The year is 2023

I criticize the GOP on Twitter dot com and Ted Cruz breaks into my house and murders me

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So we've all seen that debate between @pukicho and some other people about the value of doctors vs. Furry artists, and here's my take

It entirely depends on the years spent in practice. Many may remember the quote about how art only takes 1 hour, but the payment is for the 1 hour and the training done to only make it take one hour. That logic should really apply to many jobs. A doctor who spent 8 years in med school and 3 years practicing should get paid more than a furry who has been drawing for 3 years. However, an artist of any kind who has spent 10+ years dedicated to their passion should get paid more than a doctor who has recently graduated med school. Heck, this should apply to a LOT. The new McDonald's regional manager should be paid less than the 7 year working cashier. The guy who spent four years in business school should be paid more than the Youtuber who spent 2 years playing Fortnite. The only exception is me, I should be paid more than everyone else.

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"My fursona is a twink"

-Remy from Ratatouille

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Canada is the slightly more polite sibling to America and Australia

Countryhumans doodles

Just join countryhumans ♡

(Alright I hope the tags working this time :“3 sorry for testing a lot :’‘3)

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Thanks. What flavor of fire?

Hey there, which of the leaders of Tumblr is the most easily dethronable and what is their weakness?

me, i’m allergic to fire

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A canonical version of an angel has four heads. A canonical demon is the most beautiful angel.

Sometimes, the most disgusting thing disguises itself in beauty, while the most beautiful thing revels in it's true form.

It's similar to how some dirt may not seem beautiful, but it contains the fragments of the past, the breaths of those dead beneath us, and fragments of a universe beyond us, and how Kyle from 4th grade hid a razor in my KitKat and I'm going to remove his skull without detaching the spine first.

I love contrasting designs… Demons wearing white clothes……….. Angels wearing black clothes……………………  A demon so beautiful they are mistaken for an angel; an angel so monstrous they are mistaken for a demon.

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Do I have to be a bard to use these? Or does a Warlock work?

Heartbeat pride dice: bisexual pride

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This is where snails get their source for the love that fills them.

snail and a heart-shaped fungus

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Hi I'm new to this hellhole

Where can I find the most easily dethronable leader and what is their weakness?