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It goes without saying but I'm leaving this blog too. Farewell All. Floreat Etona.

     Hey all, I think it’s time we had a little chat.

I’ve been on this blog since just after 2013… February 3rd marked my 9th year with Jessica in fact.  And while I’ve had an amazing time here and met all of you wonderful people… it might be time to call it quits.

     I made Jessica when I needed her the most.  I was desperate, lonely, depressed, discouraged.. honestly I was at my lowest when I met the friends that got me into roleplay.  I really came into my own here. Tumblr had always been my home but now I could be this tall, brave pirate lady instead of my own unhappy self.      Even after the worst was over I still couldn’t get over the fun I was having. The drama, the romance, the horror, the adventures, and you know what? I honestly think I was really good at it. I improved as a writer and as a friend. …But I haven’t been much of a friend lately.  As things got better and better I started writing less and less.  I’d be gone for longer and longer swathes of time.  It started just with school and then jobs getting in the way but then… I found myself looking for excuses.       Thats not fair to my rp partners. I feel like I lead people on and that just kinda puts me off of writing even more.  I lost the spark for roleplay long ago.  It was really all that matted to me at one point and I’ll never, ever forget the near decade of healing it brought me…. But now there is warm soup on the stove and a fire in the hearth and my house is cute, cozy and clean. Now I have a man who adores me and a job that appreciates me and I can finally be happy with ME.

   So, thank you I guess. Thank All of you. @bluesmuses you were my first friend here, thank you for your grace and your patience with me. @concordia-cum-insolito you are literally my dearest friend and I owe you more than you’ll ever know. @shiningsilverarmor knowing you was a treat and @merlinsmushrooms and @captkorso-blog arent around tumblr anymore but that doesn’t change how important yall were to me. @hookd @riidcr and @all-fleshed-out I love you so much it was such an honor playing yall’s mom qwq @starsailingcaptain you are a legend and your dreams will never die and @emcads​ you were a huge inspiration, literally never stop posting. There are so many people I want to thank who I lost touch with or can’t find but I’m kinda wanting to end this post before I change my mind.

   So on a final note, I’m moving all tumblr activity to @piratelooksat27​ and it’s sideblogs. I’m actually going to try to dabble in fanfiction!  Maybe one day life will suck again and I’ll return, but until then I’m sticking to discord and my personal.

   Thank you, I love all of you. And , Jessica, thank you too uvu.

   Farewell mateys.  Fair winds to ya.

        An’ remember- A ship is safe in the harbor,                                             But that’s not what ships are for…

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   HEY YOU - yes you, ya landlubber!  Ever wanted to sail  the high sees?  To pillage and plunder?  Steal art?  Collect treasure?  Party and drink?  Taste both the pirate’s life and the lap of luxury?  Is your muse’s life lacking an adventure?

   Specifically, are they  lacking adventure with a wine loving, gardening enthused, jovial, kick-ass, middle aged scientist who also happens to be a pirate captain?

   Then please INTERACT WITH THIS POST  if you are willing to roleplay with a very canon-divergent

                               Captain Red Handed Jessica        

                from Disney’s Jake and the Neverland Pirates

                                                                 ( who is practically an oc at this pointcough )

                            Thank You, Matey - Fair winds to ya!

                                            x  ~  x  ~  x  ~  x

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writing is so fun

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AHA I’ve finally succeeded in transcribing the Pirate Code, as found printed in a booklet insert included with the Ultimate Trilogy Collection (a 2011 best buy exclusive box set). given that this box set is somewhat pricey/hard to find, I had to rely on unboxing/review videos for reference in my first attempt, but at a certain point the text was impossible to decipher.

now, with many thanks to a kind and helpful person, I’ve been provided with good quality photos of the pages. from what I can tell, it’s not quite an exact copy of what’s glimpsed in At World’s End, but it IS the closest damn thing to seeing an entire semi-canon Code that we’ll probably ever get

full transcript HERE, warning for descriptions of period-typical violence/gore and misogyny

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Wait yall have thread trackers instead of just liking the post so you can do it later and then digging through your likes when you need to find it and re-liking the post so it's at the top of your likes so that you can also remember to do it later again?

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Go to this website, pick out 9 colours that suit your muse, & come up with catchy names for them.

 repost, don’t reblog!

Eye For An Eye

Brimstone And Gall

Old Etonian

Blackavised

Forget Me Never

Profound Melancholy

Floreat

Glittering Fame

Drop Of Poison

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Tagging: @conquistadoradelmar, @emcads, @norringtxn, @evermxre, @daevilhorns, @shiningsilverarmor, @mcnsieur, @starsailingcaptain, @riidcr, @sunsreign, @tcmpus-cdax-rcrum, and YOU

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❛      𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄   𝐃𝐀𝐘   ,      ❜        said   smee        ❛      𝗧𝗛����   𝗖𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗞   𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟   𝘙𝘜𝘕   𝘋𝘖𝘞𝘕      &.      𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗡   𝗛𝗘’𝗟𝗟   𝐆𝐄𝐓   𝐘𝐎𝐔.      ❜          hook   wetted   his   dry   lips.        ❛      𝙰𝚈𝙴   ,      ❜        he   said          ❛      𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏’𝙎   𝙏𝙃𝙀   𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑹   𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏   𝘏𝘈𝘜𝘕𝘛𝘚   𝘔𝘌.      ❜          ━━━━          by   alyssa.      ©

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🗡️🖤⚔️🩸 swordmates part 11/∞

— 1. anton chekhov, “the seagull” 2. the musketeers (2014) 3. the mountain goats, “no children” 4. luther (2010) 5. emily bronte, “wuthering heights” 6.  crouching tiger hidden dragon (2000) 7. christina rossetti, “the convent threshold” 8. it’s okay to not be okay (2020) 9. my country: the new age (2019) 🖋️ nuanced translation of this quote 10. princess mononoke (1997)

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Kink: being aggressively topped by a tall strong woman

{ 1-800-ARE-YA-NASTY? } ~ accepting.

not today satan | fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now!

      " ag- a- agr- aggr-ressivly?!

           w- well I, we, uhmmm.... just how aggressively? "

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Wait, I think I figured it out, only because I read of another pirate character who's thing was this: getting it on in a pile of gold doubloons and other various shiny treasures.

{ 1-800-ARE-YA-NASTY? } ~ accepting.

not today satan | fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now!

      " wh-           you-

               No????? ”

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or else is it something more simple that entices the captain, a slow teasing undressing, crass language, honeyed words, (or honey other places)?

{ 1-800-ARE-YA-NASTY? } ~ accepting.

not today satan | fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now!

      " Well now you're hardly even trying..."

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Bloody, post-battle, air-still-smells-like-gunpowder-and-gore, hook up where you barely make it to the cabin door?

{ 1-800-ARE-YA-NASTY? } ~ accepting.

not today satan | fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now!

      "....see, you...                 you, sir, have taken the idea a pinch too far..."

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less explicit than the rest of the asks but: fencing or sparring as a warm up/foreplay/flirtation method?

{ 1-800-ARE-YA-NASTY? } ~ accepting.

not today satan | fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now!

      " Well I certainly can't think of anything that warms the blood quite like a vigorous, heated spar; can you? "

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Rate a Kink - Knife Play

{ 1-800-ARE-YA-NASTY? } ~ accepting.

not today satan | fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now!

~ I don't know how you did it, but you managed to make him blush to the point of silence....

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kink: nipple clamps

{ 1-800-ARE-YA-NASTY? } ~ accepting.

not today satan | fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now!

      " Goodness, I-            Pardon, but that just doesn't sound too comfortable..."

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Handcuffs, in two acts: for you, or for the guest.

{ 1-800-ARE-YA-NASTY? } ~ accepting.

not today satan | fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now!

      " Ahem...            well...            .....in both cases, the idea of a consensual state of helplessness and surrender is... rather appealing at least... "

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Send my muse a 🕯KINK⛓ and they’ll rate it!

scale: not today satan | fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now

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