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Stop laughing your ass off >:I

You have a nice butt 🥺

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You know I feel like flirting with someone is the ultimate argument/insult comeback

Some Guy:: You’re a dickwad!

Me: I’d love for you to put your dick in my wad 🫦

Like how do you successfully respond to that

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We hide in the Shadows

It looks like Windows 7 logo, lol!

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I swear YouTubers will ask you to do the most obscene things to their like buttons

You want me to smash it?

With WHAT!?

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H E L L O ????

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I know Moaning Monday

Wet Wednesday

Throbbing Thursday

Fuck Friday

Sexy Saturday

And Smutty Sunday

But what’s Tuesday?

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Valhalla

Every time you see this post, reblog it and add one word. I'll go first.

The

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I imagine lesbian sex (specifically the fingering) is sort of like getting just the right amount of drunk

While you’re doing it holy FLUFF it feels good and you love every second

And then the next day oh my cat it feels like you have a hangover INSIDE YOUR ARMS

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I really should’ve clarified immediately afterwards that this post was about food

I am DRENCHED

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after the divorce they had to do a new family portrait. look at alador, washing his hands. hes a whole new man

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Buhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuh

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You know honey, this is why we don’t watch movies at midnight

Because nobody wants to watch a middle aged step-dad fumble a step-daughter talking/bonding moment at O’FIFTY FIVE IN THE MORNING

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Man I could be eating oranges right now :<

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Help tumblr has its hold on me

WAIT NO I’M POSTING THIS IN TUMBLR

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*gets dragged off by the tumblr creatures kicking and screaming*

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I might be GAYYYYYYYYYYY (falsetto)

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i'd say this is the last time i'll ever mention the jump in save the cat.. but i think we'd both know i was lying.

cause i know the first time i ranted on it my focus was on how heart-wrenching it is to think adora jumped without any idea or awareness quite yet of the fact that transforming without the sword was not only possible - but would actually conjure her true she-ra form, one far more seemingly invincible, able to innately wield her magic and abilities, displaying prowess and powers she had never before reached after all her training with light hope.

and how that meant she jumped just cause she couldn't stand the thought of catra dying down there alone, and even though it meant she might end up dying down there with her, one way or another, at least catra wouldn't have to face the end on her own.

but then i was making an amv using these scenes for literally prob like the 30th time lol annnd then the thought hit me - she had to have known there was a good chance catra wouldn't have survived the fall at all. and with the bottom cloaked in shadows, there was no way for her to know how far she, adora, would fall herself if she were to jump. so her own survival of even just the impact without her she-ra form was no guarantee, either.

but she still goes after her. she takes that risk. cause she can't just leave catra in the dark.

never could

never really meant to

never will again

and catra? ends up doing the same for adora. over and over. i'd add more examples but i hit my gif limit lol

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