flooferfluffs

[flooferfluffs]

Which one of y’all turned John Grady Cole into a kitty

[flooferfluffs]

Female vampires are so lesbian coded

You’re a femme fatale so you’ve grown tired of and put off by all the annoyances of the male gaze?

The only thing that can kill you is someone impaling you with their stake?

You don’t fit any standard female gender roles because you’ve lived through so many versions of them none of them apply to you anymore?

You assume girls that like you are “just being nice” because you’re a monster and they couldn’t be serious?

You have a total sleeper build and could absolutely bench press her?

You know how to wield multiple kinds of weapons and are strangely versed in different crafts?

[flooferfluffs]

You CANNOT separate art from the artist when the artist is still alive and producing new media to profit off.

So on that note, do NOT watch the new Harry Potter series. Do not hate watch it. Do not watch it because “it’s going to be my childhood remade”. I do not care. Do not watch it. This is a direct move to erase the original trio who have all stood against jkr.

[flooferfluffs]

cain instinct: on

[flooferfluffs]

Forget trans visibility day

I want trans invisibility day

I want you to leave me alone for a day

[flooferfluffs]

The urge to stick my runny nose in the freezer

[flooferfluffs]

[WORK IN PROGRESS]

SCP-9192: I Make The Rules

Object Class: Apollyon

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9192 cannot as of this moment be contained.

Description: SCP-9192 is an anomalous phenomenon so far observed to occur within an unpredictable range between 1 foot to a mile. Within the scope of SCP-9192, any physical representation or written description of rules are either reversed or severely altered to have contradicting effects. What is considered a representation of the “rules” does not seem entirely consistent among instances of SCP-9192. In some cases, in addition to written rules changing, effects can be so extensive as to render ID cards non-functional, uniforms haphazard and unrecognizable, and other items drastically altered.

However, in most cases SCP-9192 results in simple and predictable changes that pose little to no immediate threat to those within the affected range. Depending on the rules in question and the area of effect SCP-9192 can put human life or safety at risk, but the large majority of the time it is a non-issue.

Nevertheless, though no significant damage has been caused thus far, based on what is known about its properties the anomaly has the potential to cause severe damage.

It is not currently known whether SCP-9192 can affect human beings or other living things, but the possibility cannot be ruled out.

Addendum: The most notable case of an unexpected change was when SCP-9192 occurred in an active construction site in Elburn, Illinois. In addition to all safety instructions being altered, any and all equipment designated to the construction company by the rules of their contract were instantaneously and completely removed from existence, resulting in 6 workers being severely injured and 1 killed. Soon after, the contract was terminated, at which time SCP-9192 stopped affecting the area, and all items previously affected reverted back to their original state, in addition to the reappearance of all equipment. Upon examination and testing of the returned equipment, no anomalous effects or properties were observed, having ceased with the absence of SCP-9192.

[flooferfluffs]

How Leonarda became Leonardo (kinda)

[flooferfluffs]

Eye see. Heh.

[flooferfluffs]

This

This is true power

[flooferfluffs]

Remember kids

Don’t drink hydrophobic water, you’ll explode

[flooferfluffs]

Man I love laying down

[flooferfluffs]

The Owl House Cast as Birds

Luz Noceda is a Fruit Bat (the only true flying mammal)

Eda Clawthorne as a Great Horned Owl

King Clawthorne as a baby Dreadnaughtus (his dad was an adult)

Lilith Clawthorne as a Common Raven 

Amity Blight as a Purplish-Backed-Jay

Gus Porter as a Western Parotia 

Willow as a female Capercaillie

Vee as an Urovogul (aka “The Primeval bird”)

Hunter Noceda as a Swiss Frill Canary 

(He’s the canary the escaped the coal mine)

Raine as a Red Crowned Crane

Darius as a Blue Peafowl

Steve as a Dodo bird

Kikimora as a Serama Chicken

Terra Snapdragon as a Shoebill

Warden Wraths as a Dalmatian Pelican

Odalia Blight as a Channel Billed Cuckoo

Alador Blight as an Emu

Fun Fact, in ratites (ostriches, cassowaries, and emus) the father is the sole care giver of the children.

Emira as a female Bow Tailed Grackle

Edric Blight as a juvenile Herring Gull

Gulls are brown as juveniles

Mattholomule as a Spotted Bowerbird

Boscha as an Australian Magpie

Viney as a Rhea

A South American relative to ostriches 

Skara as a Nighting Gale

Bria as a Greater Honeyguide

Honey Guides are nest parasites who stab their nest mates to death upon hatching so their foster parents only feed them.

Professor Humunculis as an Oxpecker

Principal Bump as a Lammergeier 

Gwendolyn Clawthorne as a Philippines Eagle

Dell Clawthorne as an Ivory-Billed Woodpecker

Emperor Belos as a Pelegornis

But he’s really this…

(Philip hates all things avian)

The Collector is just humanity

[flooferfluffs]

Master of Compartmentalization

(OLDER WORK REPOSTED) So I actually just got a new tablet and I am really struggling with the learning curve so all my art looks like shit rn, have this angst comic I made like a year ago instead lol I never ended up making the happier ending part 2 to this... maybe I will get around to it soon?

[flooferfluffs]

Me when

[flooferfluffs]

so.. after leaving catra to become the savior of etheria but ultimately having it revealed to her the sword of "protection" she-ra form was only created to destroy...

the most pivotal decisions adora makes that directly effect her ability to actually save etheria as its true she-ra -- her true she-ra

are the two times she denies her programming to adhere to what she feels she's supposed to do no matter the personal cost, unaware of the fact being so quick to give up her life meant loss to more people than just her (cause she saw no value in herself beyond sacrifice of her own person in order to protect)--

but eventually she allows herself some choices of her own. unrelated to any issued command or role or perceived to be unquestionable responsibility. she just acts on her own feelings of how much she wants to. whether or not she can quite understand those emotions yet

-- she just has to go back for catra.

and this does not cause me any pain to think about. in fact, i don't even think about it. not at all and most def not in any amount that might make someone be like "wait what that's too much"

cause total shrug moments. not even worth mentioning really

just some quintessential heart-wrenching displays of the message that love is the key to unlocking insurmountable strength.

make & keep it a priority. go back for your cat. and then again. and again. if that's what you want.

give yourself & others the grace you can,

let yourself love & be loved,

& everything will be okay.

<3

[flooferfluffs]

I was out with some relatives today, and I was coming out of the bathroom when one of my aunts smiled at me and gave a little wave like, “Oh you’re back, hello!” It was super cute.

My automatic response?

Flaring my nostrils at her.

WHY!?