Text
i like how at five guys they're like oh you want one burger okay "ONE LITTLE BURGER" and then the guy cooking the burger is like "ONE LITTLE BURGER FOR BABY FAGGOTS THAT CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE PATTY COMING UP" and then if you can't finish it they make you wear a maid costume and handcuff you to the sink in the men's bathroom
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
i think people who liked my very first podcast would like my newest podcast, and should give it a try
27 notes
·
View notes
Text
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
i just watched the lighthouse for the first time why did y'all lie to me he did NOT fuck that old man
17K notes
·
View notes
Text
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
just learned that dear prudence is abt mia farrow’s sister who got a little too into meditation.
76 notes
·
View notes
Text
I need your attention
Last night, homophobic people broke into my house, they stole my phone, food, solar battery, gas cylinder, money, bag of clothes, and other necessities I have been using on a daily... Please help donate and share on my gofundme thank you so much❤😘 🤟🏳🌈https://gofund.me/4b7d0709
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
my dad has this crazy ass huge camera lens so we went out during the eclipse last night and got maybe one of my favorite photos i’ve ever had a hand in taking
166K notes
·
View notes
Text
i feel bad for the ppl who run horny fantasizing text post pornblogs i feel like theyre setting themselves up for so much disappointment if they ever actually have sex
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
I finally made the meme I've had in my head for over a year
126K notes
·
View notes
Text
I just have a thing for "robot overcoming what they were made for" trope I guess
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means
305K notes
·
View notes
Text
Pokémon trainers be like "omg how did you guess I was a Ghost specialist"
48K notes
·
View notes
Text
had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water
66K notes
·
View notes
Text
ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x05 - “Blisters and Bedrock”
11K notes
·
View notes
Text
Is it not completely insane and mind blowing that a few days ago just marked a solid year of this and we still get lukewarm headlines by mainstream media about how Israel is now ACCUSED of attacking Gaza hospitals (w no actual penalties for it)…. Think pieces by the New York Times that do their absolute best to tiptoe around the subject, if not outright fail to address it…….. and this is most insulting of all but I even saw more than one headline “honoring the memory” of the IOF soldiers who died in a recent attack…… and this all sounds made up but it’s not. It truly is all you see when you look up the news. Truly nothing has changed
29K notes
·
View notes
Text
20K notes
·
View notes