flippity-floppity-aarghh
flippity-floppity-aarghh
FS Mess
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Figure skating is dead. Rebranding as girl reblogger. 23
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flippity-floppity-aarghh · 5 hours ago
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not my candy ass becoming a crab fisherman
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flippity-floppity-aarghh · 5 hours ago
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don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me
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flippity-floppity-aarghh · 11 hours ago
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Fucking slain in my tracks by this postcard on my friend’s dresser
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flippity-floppity-aarghh · 11 hours ago
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DOECHII'S full performance of catfish and denial Is a river at the GRAMMYS
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flippity-floppity-aarghh · 11 hours ago
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pink pony club full performance at grammys 2025
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flippity-floppity-aarghh · 14 hours ago
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new and improved "Women and Femmes"
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flippity-floppity-aarghh · 14 hours ago
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grammy award winning small but knowing clown
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flippity-floppity-aarghh · 19 hours ago
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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
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flippity-floppity-aarghh · 20 hours ago
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Tyler dropped the Polyamory National Anthem, concluded the 15 year story of Bastard and Answer in the most beautiful and heartwarming way possible, portray the complicated mix of emotions that comes with considering parenthood, addressed the stress and paranoia of living a life in the limelight, reflected on his life and career, and still found the time to signify, drop absolute heat and just be horny on main, all without losing his signature perfect production and innovative experimental sound.
All in the same album.
Chromakopia stands tall amongst the absolute best of his discography and is a clear album of the year contender.
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flippity-floppity-aarghh · 20 hours ago
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Behond one if the funniest things ive seen on reddit in a hot minute
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flippity-floppity-aarghh · 20 hours ago
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(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes
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flippity-floppity-aarghh · 21 hours ago
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The way my brain works is constant overlapping thoughts and frequent cross-contamination. I've currently got a small cut on my finger, and trying to wash my hands without getting the bandaid wet, I was thinking about how if I had to explain germ theory to somebody from a pre-modern historical era, it really would be easier to explain them as invisible spirits that inhabit all physical things and sometimes cause disease, than to confuse them further by talking about how there's teeny tiny bugs on your skin and then get distracted into talking about atoms and physics.
And simultaneously on another tab there was another monologue going about how there is also good bacteria on your skin, and apparently some poor misguided teens on TikTok have been convinced that all bacteria on your skin is bad, and are absolutely wrecking their natural skin flora by regularly using antibacterial soap for routine everyday washing.
Then the thought cross contamination jump happened, and a third hybrid thought spontaneously manifested: What if supernatural entities work like bacteria, and doing excessive evil spirit banishing will also get rid of your good spirits that you need to be balanced and healthy? Like you don't have a demon problem because you're not burning enough sage, the problem is that you're doing too many cleanses and purifications, essentially scrubbing your home raw and so sterile that your house guardian decided that it's uninhabitable and fucked off.
And that's why you've got evil spirits in your house. You scrubbed off all the ones that are good for you.
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flippity-floppity-aarghh · 2 days ago
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mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter
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flippity-floppity-aarghh · 2 days ago
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soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably
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