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el mar y la noche víctor m. alonso

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https://instagram.com/p/BKMl-X-DzRV/

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Me when someone reblogs and tags their S/O in something I tagged mine in:

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The Strokes - 12:51 [Room on Fire]

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i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

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dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

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[puts water in blender by itself] [puts on highest setting for a full minute] fuck you

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Tessellate by Tokyo Police Club

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leave him alone

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enrique: (gets their finger trapped in a hole in the wall)

me: (puts my finger in another hole to get trapped with them, a sign of strong sibling solidarity)

me: you know it's really unfortunate i have to pee right now

enrique: Pee in the hole

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How dare you dude. Trent was wearing that purple cashmere sweater tonight because he wanted to try something new and expand his wardrobe. You know purple isn’t in his normal color palette and he was really unsure about himself. Why would you make fun of him dude what’s your fucking deal. If you keep putting your bros down like this then I’m gunna have to suspend you from the frat

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death stranding difficulty prediction

Easy: Norman Reedus is always sitting next to you in real life

Medium: Guillermo del Toro sits down in every chair you’re about to sit on in real life, so you have to sit in his lap whenever you want to sit

Hard: whenever you sit down in real life, Mads Mikkelsen sits on your lap, facing you. This is a very hard level because you might get a boner but if you shove him off you lose Mads knocks your lights out and you have to start over. This is the setting Kojima recommends playing as it’s the most true to his vision

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Be the bigger person. Get really buff and then knock the fucking shit out of them