flexsealfamilyofproductsfan

[flexsealfamilyofproductsfan]

I am glad that I have inspired you to go on a Flex Quest. I hope that you find yourself in the Flex Seal Family of Products and maybe even elevate into a Flexual and possibly get chosen by Phil himself.

for just $14.99 you can become flint lockwood

[flexsealfamilyofproductsfan]

I find it quite Flexphobic that Flex Seal or any of the Flex Seal Family of Products weren't included in this poll. In todays age of inclusivity I find it sad that my people are still discriminated against like this.

[flexsealfamilyofproductsfan]

Can this lifeblood put the two halves back together to make it just as strong as the original? I don't think so, Flex Seal and the Flex Seal Family of Products solo everyone in Hollow Knight

Drawing Zote every day until we get Zoteboat: Day 77

“To show you the power of lifeblood” (buzzsaw noises) “I SAWED THIS ZOTE IN HALF!”

[flexsealfamilyofproductsfan]

A can of Flex Seal is only 14.99 (not including shipping) How much medicine could you need where you need donations?

nothing to see here, everything is fine

HELP ME BUY MY MEDS WITH COMMISSIONS OR DONATIONS

[flexsealfamilyofproductsfan]

Hot take: Red Flex Seal is by far the worst flavor. Yes even Almond tastes better.

[flexsealfamilyofproductsfan]

I have no clue what this means. Do you and your best friend wrap Flex Tape around your hands when you do your secret handshake? This is very intriguing to a Flex Connoisseur such as myself, since I have never heard of Flex Tape or any of the Flex Seal Family of Products used in a secret handshake before. Also, if you loved Flex Tape like you claim then you would have rigged the poll for Flex Seal to win, checkmate buddy.

[flexsealfamilyofproductsfan]

While I do appreciate this interesting way to look at humanity and it is interesting to learn we are the only species that cooks I do have something to say about the sex and love thing. I, as a Flex Connoisseur, believe that our human sex and love set us far apart from every other species. No other species on Earth shows love like my love for the Flex Seal Family of Products. I am living proof that humanity's love and sex is extremely different from every other species' version of them. No other species on Earth can or ever will be sexually attracted to the Flex Seal Family of Products. Sorry for debunking your entire theory but I felt I had to share.

"Love and sex make us human"

Wrong. Most animals fuck. Some reproduce without a partner. Then there are some that can choose not to fuck (like those that remain in their pride or family and forfeit the right to mate in exchange for safety).

Definitely a lot of them love. In their own way or even our way. Like... so many birds mate for life. Humans only wish for that marriage success rate...

Love and sex don't make us human. The absence of them doesn't make us human.

You know what makes us human?

COOKING.

Humans are the only creatures in existence to cook their food. To have a culinary culture. To purposefully change the molecular structure of their sustenance for fun, art, and pleasure.

So, in a way, at the root of it, is pizza over sex and romance.

Pizza makes us human.

🍕

[flexsealfamilyofproductsfan]

Erm...? Thats all you have to say? You had an extremely incorrect poll and I tried to inform you that Flex Seal is the far superior company and yet all you have to say is Erm...! I cannot believe this, people like you will not accept help even when its graciously handed right to them. Have fun saying Erm... to the people who attack you in the Purge who potentially may have military grade equipment since I don't know what you get up to.

[flexsealfamilyofproductsfan]

NOT LIES

I AM A FLEX CONNOISSEUR SO I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO THE FLEX SEAL FAMILY OF PRODUCTS. YOU ON THE OTHER HAND ARE A FLEX NOBODY however this does not mean you are a nobody as a person I do not want to sound rude or anything its just that your are not qualified in the Flex Seal Family of Products area while I am. FLEX SEAL IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE USED ON YOUR BODY. ONLY THE CHOSEN FEW CAN USE IT ON THEIR BODY SAFELY AND EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD STAY CLEAR OF IT ON THEIR BODY.

for just $14.99 you can become flint lockwood

[flexsealfamilyofproductsfan]

Im sorry if I sound like a know it all or something but I must inform you that you CAN eat the Flex Seal Family of Products despite common beliefs. While you are correct that most people shouldn't eat the Flex Seal Family of Products, SOME people such as myself who have a massive love, attraction, and appreciation for the Flex Seal Family of Products can eat the Flex Seal Family of Products due to us being blessed by Phil himself so we are immune to the bad effects of the Flex Seal Family of Products. Thank you for spreading mostly true information about the safety of the Flex Seal Family of Products, but please do remember people like me who can eat the Flex Seal Family of Products.

mdn what if he pulled off mSome people think they can eat the flex seal family of products, you can't, don't eat them. Don't ingest them in any shape or form, they are not to be eaten.

[flexsealfamilyofproductsfan]

God you're so lucky. It pisses me off that someone like you is presented with such a beautiful situation of a house that smells like Flex Seal. Instead of embracing the pungent delicious scent of Flex Seal you turned your back on it and left. This is easily the equivalent of walking out on your family where you are the only provider and have to take care of 3 kids and a disabled grandma. I know that Flex Seal was extremely hurt by your actions and by Phil I hope that you can find forgiveness one day for your sins against the Flex Seal Family of Products. I hope you realize that you have been blessed by Phil himself and should be grateful for and embrace your situation.

I feel awful 👍🏻

[flexsealfamilyofproductsfan]

Gonna attempt to apply flex-seal to my boots to make them more waterproof since I'm gonna be working in the rain fairly often this season.... boots are currently taped up and ready to be sprayed, will report back with results

[flexsealfamilyofproductsfan]

That’s A Lotta Damage Commercial (The Bucket Test) Flex Seal.mp4

[flexsealfamilyofproductsfan]

I am happy that I found a fellow Flex Connoisseur. I personally prefer to drink Flex Shot, I only ever tried Flex Seal once and I thought it tasted quite bad. Maybe I just got a bad batch. Also it seems that you were drinking Flex Seal to stop a leak inside of you which while I do like your spirit this will not fix the leak inside of you. I suggest finding professional medical help to stop the leak and leave Flex Seal just for pleasure.

I'm drinking flex seal, but my drip won't stop.

[flexsealfamilyofproductsfan]

No no no!

Please do not use Flex Seal on your bong this is extremely dangerous. Flex Seal fumes should not be inhaled they are very toxic. Your life is worth more than your bong.

Had this piece for 3 years, now it’s up to me and some Flex Seal to Frankenstein it back to life

[flexsealfamilyofproductsfan]

This was very dangerous! I am glad you are ok. Flex Seal should only be used with the proper safety precautions. Please make sure to read the instructions on the Flex Seal can next time you plan on using Flex Seal. I hope this does not scare you from using Flex Seal and its related Family of Products.

Me, about to use Flex Seal: I won’t need gloves!

Narrator: she did in fact need gloves.

And this is after scrubbing my hands. Way to go, Meghan. I did wear an n95 and goggles, though. You win some, you lose some. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[flexsealfamilyofproductsfan]

Yeah I'm a swiftie

A Phil Swifite