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Text: Hey you little shit. It's Alliot. I hope you're alive and didn't die or anything. {because I needed to do this}

[SMS Message] I knew I was missed. Here’s a dick pic to tie you over, babygirl. XOX.[MMS Message Sent]

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Past & Present Love Interests.                Left Hand; Right Hand.

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Done.

Well soon to be Mrs. Reed, I'm going for back-to-back awards. Best Sense of Humour. They thought it would be unfair if I was placed in the Most Beautiful category so only the one nomination this year. Next year I dunno if I'll be that charitable though. Fletcher Reed; four-time Launceston Award winner has a much better ring to it, doesn't it?

I will forget this if you stop talking.

You might still have a chance to get in, yes. And what awards do you expect to win that evening, Mr. Reed?

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specifically French women Fletcher would bang?

Oh, you must be new here.

Hi, I'm Fletcher Reed and I would bang all the French women.

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How did Fletcher get into hacking? When did he discover his talents? Is there ever any fear with his job?

Three part question, huh? Alright. Lets do it.

It was Micky. Well, a combination of Micky, a bottle of peppermint schnapps taken from mothers alcohol cabinet and the movie The Matrix. It started off as something they did to have a laugh. Defacing peoples websites, track their parents through their cellphones so they wouldn't get busted smoking pot. You know, kiddie shit. But, as things tend to do, it escalated rather quickly.

He was always a clever cookie. So it was very apparent very quickly he was talented at getting into things he probably shouldn't be. But it was only once he got into his high schools server system during his senior in order to edit his attendance records that he knew he was onto something.

With his job? Not at all. Fletcher isn't a typical computer nerd that one sees on the television. He isn't a fidgety wormy geek figure. There isn't much he fears. Call it youthful ignorance if you want but he isn't scared of terribly much. Besides, he's one of the French Bros. There isn't much he should be scared of.

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who are fletcher's role models?

Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerberg and LT Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell are amongst his role models. Take a look at his room back at his parents house and you'll have a fair indication who Fletcher looks up to.

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Fletchers top 5 women he wants to bed that he hasn't yet

Eleanor O’Reilly.Pénélope Dusautoir.Carmen Hathaway.Kathryn Saunders.Your Girlfriend (unless he has).

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Hey! Don't hate. When you're trying to charm someone into giving you head then you can use your updated gameplan.

Making the coy act part of your gameplan was so 2016. 2017 is all about getting straight to the chase, and either way there will be a couple of explosions.

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Like an Echelon penthouse with Tony Montana's desk and populated by the crowd in a Fifty Cent music video.

Is that so? Then what does one hell of a Saturday night actually look like?

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I won't tell if you don't...

So my invitation to the party is in the mail? Excellent! I'll be there to share in the festivities. After all, we award winners need to take care of our own, right?

I am married.

.. But I would like to have the pack of raspberry Twizzlers.

That’s wonderful to hear, Mr. Reed. And that party is already in my plans, hopefully it will happen and we will take that award again. But I’m already honored to be nominated again, not only Vixen, but also myself.

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French Chat || text

Laurent: The butthurt little bitch is strong in this one.

Laurent: Think in this particular case she means Moltisanti, though.

Maya: Bingo give the man his prize. If she wins anything I volunteer to bludgeon her with her it.

Oliver: Can we do that anyways?

Oliver: The answer is yes. Yes, we can.

Fletcher: ...A shame. She had a pretty nice ass. Oh well.

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French Chat || text

Maya: Nice nominations. I didn't vote for a single one of you.

Maya: Nominations for Psycho, Ego and Tool all seem to have one thing in common.

Fletcher: He stole my goddamn nomination.

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How about a cute card with a manatee asking you to be my Valentine along with a pack of raspberry Twizzlers? Maybe that will make things hazy? You know, when the realization that we're meant for each other finally sets in.

Vixen absolutely gets my vote. A celebratory party when you do win is expected however.

Thanks for the compliment, it’s unfortunate that it will not make me forget what I heard. I really hope Vixen takes that award, and not Mixen.

Make sure you won’t misspell it when you write it down in your ballots.

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Oh. Shit. I didn't think about that.

Do you think I could move in with you?

Be careful with giving out that information, Fletcher. I wouldn’t want the wrong individual going to your home.