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Expanding one's alcohol collection changes the way one drinks.

There's not enough scotch in the world to cure my depression

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It's called determination and sleep deprivation.

have I told you guys yet about the time I caught klaus and diego putting salt in five’s coffee?

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Fools, thinking that a few condiment crystals would stop me from drinking my coffee.

have I told you guys yet about the time I caught klaus and diego putting salt in five’s coffee?

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Can you read my thoughts to or no?

I'm your dad. It's all instinct which has not failed me yet.

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You gave me coffee.

The next person who gets between me and a black cup of coffee dies.

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*holding stickers like the treasures they are*This is why I would kill for you.

I deserve a sticker.

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Interesting theory, but you have to think, not just guess.

I exist to disclose @five-hargreeves-official thoughts. I am not sorry. Coffee is the greatest substance on earth.

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Mind reading is a great power to have, isn't it? Too bad that's not how I get hold of your thoughts.

I exist to disclose @five-hargreeves-official thoughts. I am not sorry. Coffee is the greatest substance on earth.

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That's for me to know and for you to never find out. Are you even surprised that's a possibility, when you literally jumped through time?

I exist to disclose @five-hargreeves-official thoughts. I am not sorry. Coffee is the greatest substance on earth.

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Sure, but bring some coffee kid.

Humans are idiots.

I’m going to go live with dogs and Delores. It may just be the smartes group I could enter.

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I can and will kill you, I just need to ask Delores first.

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The next person who gets between me and a black cup of coffee dies.

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Humans are idiots.

I'm going to go live with dogs and Delores. It may just be the smartes group I could enter.

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I can and will kill a man

For some caffeine so I can lace my water

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Though it's obviously a tube, and like all tubes, has no actual holes.

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

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*After being threatened with lack of stickers*

Why do my siblings assume I am a child? I could kill every single one of them and get the whole pack of stickers myself.

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@vanya-hargreeves-official I mean you could but please do it around Luther. He stole my coffee.