firewindisreal12

[firewindisreal12]

My very serious shadow milk vs pure lily fanfic

Tags: guns, alcohol, swearing, not important but reproduction is canon, and periods, and pissing and shitting, shadow milk can transform into anything but it's always in his color scheme, after the events of beast yeast episode 7-8,

II: crashout and epic plan

After the events of beast yeast, shadow milk was infuriated with his failed attempt to get pure vanillas souljam. He was completely throwing a fit. Drinking alcohol like a drunken father, Destroying the room that was supposed to be pure vanilla's, and using pictures of him as target practice. "THAT TWO FACED BITCH!!!!! WHEN IM FINALLY HAPPY IN EONS HE .. CHANGES HIS WHOLE IDEOLOGY ON ME!!!" The rotten milk screamed as he went over to get another picture of pure vanilla when he saw and realized a little something. "Oh right... pure vanilla has a wife.. or girlfriend.. or fiancé..." he looked at white lily for a while and smiled.

"Agh! How am I gonna have kids now?!" Black sapphire dropped to his knees in pain as Candy Apple laughed. "Servannnntsss!!!!! I have a task for you two.." shadow milks loud theatre voice kid voice immediately filled up the room. "Hrgg... yes master shadow milk..?" black sapphire was still in pain. "We HAVE to find white lily and lock her up somewhere! And get your guys disguises we gotta go NOW." Shadow milk quickly turned into a woman with a blueberry color scheme, basically the same one he has. "Yes master!!!" The two spoke up and immediately put their disguises on, however they do it..

After a while of walking to the faerie kingdom, they realized it was a bit far so shadow milk had to resort to becoming a car. They finally arrived to the faerie kingdom but their disguises didn't help much. Especially since they have a suspiciously shadow milk colored car. "Wow..! I thought those were fictional!" The faeries said and black sapphire could feel all their eyes on it. "I gotta find a parking lot.. or somewhere we can park you.." after fifteen minutes they finally found a parking spot and shadow milk could finally return to his regular form! Or so they thought..

because little did they know, silver bell cookie was right behind them... "stop it right now! You're not getting away with whatever you're gonna do next!" Black sapphire cookie shouted at shadow milk "GO!!!! We'll deal with it!" And go he did, he even dodged the arrow from silver bell.

Shadow milk ran for a few minutes before stopping at a bar "man I GOTTA go!" He ran to the women's bathroom quick and let out a number two. While he was wiping, he heard someone walking in and talking "ohh... I needed this." And they put something down .. like staff perhaps.. that's when shadow milk realized, THAT was white lily! "Yesss.. YESSS!!!!" He yelled like an insane person before getting out and breaking off the storage compartment outside with the 1 cent pads and tampons before barricading the stall where white lily was with it. "What's wrong with you..!!" White lily yelled out loud before shadow milk grabbed the staff she left outside and turned into the blue version of white lily. "Before you rot, I'll have you know that you'll never see pure vanilla ever again!" He grabbed her staff and ran away.

He ran to where his servants were and surprisingly they were still there. Still fighting silver bell though. "Minions! Quick! Get in and grab the staff!" Shadow milk transformed into a car again and they did as they were told.