firewalkwithmedaddy
firewalkwithmedaddy
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Daddy, and fancy lingerie, and stufffies, and top shelf weed, these are a few of my favorite things. 37, she/her, queer, little. Militant feministUnrepentant whore.OWNED forever and always
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firewalkwithmedaddy · 4 years ago
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ugh how the fuck do you cover letter
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I hope this isn't rude, but I'm following a LOT of witch blogs. you being one of them. yet, when I look at the witch-related asks & answers for all of those blogs, other blogs are helpful and list spells and such. you just "no" whenever someone asks? Can I ask why you reject magic for a lot of your situations, considering you run a magic blog and are quite literally a creator of a magical how-to book?
simply because magic is not needed in every situation, nor is it advisable. recognizing when magic is and isn’t needed, or even a good idea is important in the life of the witch. 
here are a couple of examples of such:
things i have answered “no” to today:
bewitching your significant other (consent issues anyone?)
bewitching a non-signif to find out personal things (consent again)
asked for a spell for communicating with spirits (just because a skill isn’t developed doesn’t mean a spell will replace experience)
weight loss spells (dangerous and against my personal morals)
however, the one outlier i include is this, because it’s important:
easily google-able question (as stated in previous posts, i encourage people to develop their own research skills so they can grow in their craft when they reach an area of their path where there isn’t someone around to hold their hand and slip them the answers)
as for your “other blogs are helpful and list spells and such”, i’d like to direct your attention to the many posts of lists and ~stuff~ i make for people. such as the:
200+ spells all helpfully organized by type
the sideblog @orriculum-grimoire​ in case that wasn’t helpful enough
fucking huge witchcraft 101 masterpost 
every potion related post i have ever made rolled into one
how to ground masterpost because apparently it needed one
how to charge objects with intent or energy
cleansing masterpost
emoji spells 101
how to adjust a spell to suit your super specific needs
how to substitute ingredients in a spell
what does it “MEAN”
how to nullify a spell or remove a curse
disposing of spell materials 
where to find some goddamn herbs
how to make moon water 
an example discussion of researching and understanding correspondences using rosemary
fire safety BECAUSE NO ONE EVER DISCUSSES IT
spring witchcraft ideas
winter witchcraft ideas
coffee witchcraft masterpost
coffee lore and superstition
top five herbs because that’s somehow relevant
how to curse
how to glamour
how to do magic with flower crowns
unpacking witchcraft - spell types 
some basic terms to know 
methods for spells  
how to write your own spells - resources 
when to cast a spell - by weekdays 
when to cast a spell - by time of day 
low effort witchcraft 
tools of witchcraft overview
a witch’s wand -how to make one
building a broom/besom 
correspondence resource 
“to be a witch” falsehoods 
other witches and you 
witchcraft and the law 
difference between a witch and a herbalist 
self care for the witch 
when your spell fails 
tarot and pendulums can get it wrong
curses jinxes and hexes masterpost 
harry potter spells masterlist
sailor moon spells masterlist
florence + the machine song spells masterlist
steven universe inspired spells masterlist
valentine and all love related spells masterlist
infused water magic
floral tea magic 
herbal tea magic 
fruit tea magic
general tea magic
smoothie magic
milkshake magic
hot chocolate magic
how to contact a mermaid 
different types of mermaids
various powers of mermaids
offerings for mermaids
mermaid tips
sea witch resources
you want to know why i dont post lists? it’s because i already have.
i post a lot of gathered and organized research of my own, and a lot of 101 type stuff. it’s available and accessible. even a lot of the stuff in my book is available and free (yes, a lot of it is posted here, for free). 
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firewalkwithmedaddy · 4 years ago
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just wanna be pinned down and kissed slowly
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firewalkwithmedaddy · 4 years ago
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Hypotheses
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firewalkwithmedaddy · 4 years ago
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Welcome to ADHD emotions! Get ready to experience
Understimulation
Overstimulation
The Anger Spiral
Wednesday Forever
Oh God they hate me. This whole Grocery Store hates me.
And *•.~°♪ lust *•.~°♪
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firewalkwithmedaddy · 4 years ago
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Shop, Patreon, Books and Cards, Mailing List
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firewalkwithmedaddy · 4 years ago
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Fuck her to her favorite song.
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firewalkwithmedaddy · 4 years ago
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I sit on CD’s lap facing him while he’s on the couch but sort of hug him on one side/one shoulder. 
Me: “Guess what I am!”
Cd: “I know what you are.”
Me: “Nuh-uh. What?”
CD: “A baby koala.”
Me:  😲!!! Oh my god YESssss!!! 😁 ���
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firewalkwithmedaddy · 4 years ago
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爪乇Ꮆ卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚
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💗 Tell me I’m cute 💗
💘 onlyfans 💘
💓 wishlist 💓
🎀 Twitter 🎀
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firewalkwithmedaddy · 4 years ago
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So much squisshhhh
🐰 onlyfans 🐰
👾 wishlist 👾
😈 Twitter 😈
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firewalkwithmedaddy · 4 years ago
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RNC attendees tried to hide a demonstrator’s “No racism, No hate” sign with an American flag. Clearly they failed to see the irony. The protester was from the Code Pink group — who haven’t been slowed down by this at all.
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