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I sold my soul to a three piece, And he told me I was holy, He’s got me down on both knees, But it’s the devil that’s tryna hold me down.

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my parents got me into this habit of hoarding every plastic bag. it doesn’t matter what size. as long as there’s no hole i’ll keep it.

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some annoying older woman: haha i would NOT want to raise a girl in this day and age! having her walk around in short shorts with her whole butt hanging out! I would go mad! so glad i have boys :)

me: yeah I wouldn't want a daughter either bc it would completely break my heart to see people sexualize her for wearing shorts when it's hot out and then blame her for getting sexually harassed... but thanks for that comment phyllis. im sure you're also so far removed from the realities of 2015 that you're also blissfully unaware that almost all of the shorts marketed to teenage girls and young adult women are impractically short to the point where even they don't like it, though they don't have a ton of options. but thanks anyway. your sons are probably gonna grow up to be meninists

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Me: What time does the bus come? Bus company: it’s a surprise :)

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Zoë Kravitz at Chanel’s Paris Dallas show. By Rachel Chandler.

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Victoria Moroles by Hillary Moore

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note to self: stay quiet to remain mysterious and also to not embarrass yourself

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Yo I can’t fucking believe it. Tyler, The Creator came by to Austin’s Coffee where I hang out. He’s actually super chill, he talked to me about the breakup and everything. I’ve never met a famous person before, this is so surreal!

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White kids vs black kids

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If you are white and you fish/hunt for fun and own a pickup truck I don’t trust you, stay away from me and my family or I will press charges. 

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Adorable little cinnamon rolls too pure for this world. #webarebears

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what she says: i'm fine

what she means: i'd rather stab myself in the eyeballs than watch 2 hours of talking yellow tic-tacs yell 'banana.' they were funny and cute in the first despicable me movie but they don't deserve a feature length film. now they're just irritating. dreamworks is milking the despicable me cash cow. the minions do not deserve their own movie