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going all-in | print

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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

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I've been getting a bunch more snow in my area this year than i did this time last year *visualizes a geoguesser guy who works exclusively from weather reports doxing me* or have I...

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TIL that because of a mistranslation Jimmy Carter told the Polish people in 1977 that he desired them carnally and that he had left the United States to never return.

via reddit.com

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Finally got around to finishing this thing

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i shouldnt be at work

i should be at wahoo world

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Everything That Happens Will Happen Today - Brian Eno, David Byrne 2008

Design by Stefan Sagmeister

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The Christmas King has been slain in a jolly incident

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kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

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Of your top 100 songs, when does your #1 artist actually come in? Mine is all the way down in #44 lol

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up there

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basically as soon as he hears “i wish that this wish and all subsequent wishes…” the genie knows his whole day is fucked

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Art block unblocker

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let me tell you driving from Ohio to Washington in a SmartCar with everything I owned was funny enough on its own but once I got west of the Rockies, every. single. time. I stopped ar a gas station, random dads would just spawn beside my car. like there was some sort of dad portal following me. and they’d see my ohio plates and go, “did you DRIVE through the mountains in that?” and every. single. time. I’d go, “well, they didn’t airlift me!”

it killed. it absolutely cleared ever time. never failed to make the dads laugh. they were obsessed. i said it the same every time. it was like I was in a groundhog day timeloop on interstate 70 westbound gas stations. and you know what? I was happy.

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And not to pull your halo down

Around your neck and tug you off your cloud

But I'm more than just a little curious

How you're planning to go about making your amends

To the dead

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i hope i am not only a mutual to you but also the reason you have something very specific filtered off the dash

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im sick of signing in to things