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thinking of trying this new thing called saying a normal sentence
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Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"
Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*
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i like watching jerma because he could be playing a fucked up video on stream of a 3d model human blowing up into flesh and gore but then pause twice before being like "why are his shoes white. does anyone wear white shoes? i've never seen white shoes" and then the whole chat is like "you stupid bitch everyone owns white shoes"
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they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there
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so the cursed sword has been making a lot of sense lately
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Complex Inquiries
fanart for fic by MeaslyFurball! ( @generic-sonic-fan )
aaaand a bonus piece
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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer
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I've been getting a bunch more snow in my area this year than i did this time last year *visualizes a geoguesser guy who works exclusively from weather reports doxing me* or have I...
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TIL that because of a mistranslation Jimmy Carter told the Polish people in 1977 that he desired them carnally and that he had left the United States to never return.
via reddit.com
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Finally got around to finishing this thing
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i shouldnt be at work
i should be at wahoo world
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