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just imagining 10 faking an tummy troubles to get himself admitted to hospital for Smith and Jones
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average library childrens room tasks
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everyone STOP having steady 9-5s and start being able to hang out with me at 2 am on a wednesday
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house is a girl you have to take care of her
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That's just the Phan bedsheets
Narlie + what if it all went as planned
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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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Part 2 of whatever the hell this meme is
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Please understand the moment tsats comes out I will be insufferable. The most annoying person you could possibly know of. There will be nothing more peeving than the way I will act. I will talk about nothing but Nico, Will, Nico and Will, and William Solace (and probably Nico do Angelo). I will be terrible, and I will not apologize. Thank you.
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I made a discovery
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adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out
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life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water
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Not Chalice of the Gods continuing the trend of Percy having no clue how his own sword works, six years and two wars into having owned it.
Iconic.
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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
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