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hiii hai ^_^ VERY important question for research purposes. @ fl players where would your lfpc fall on this chart

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Awhile ago I watched a thing that posited that if people could swap out their bodies for robot ones they'd all want to look like sexy ladies or sexy dudes or sexy people and no. Just, flat-out, straight-up, no. If you gave me the option of switching out my body I'd finish up looking like a piece of industrial earthmoving equipment crashed into a Balrog.

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Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

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I do enjoy that EUREKA: Investigative Urban Fantasy has a skill on its character sheet that's literally named ██████████, whose description basically just says "you're not allowed to know what this skill is called or what it does, but putting points in it will benefit the kind of person who would put points into a skill whose name they're not allowed to know", and it's actually telling the truth.

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New Meme Alignment Chart came to me in a fit of Mania this morning. Have fun kids!

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OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB

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LMAO HELLO???????

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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

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Still messing with designs and stuff but heh. Silly

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imagine dating your local postman for a while. you break up. and then one day they don't show up with your post, but eh. late.

and then years later it turns out they've been living in your secret meth lab basement where you hid your mutual daughter, desperately trying to invent whiteout in order edit a rejection letter you were sent, because your postman is 1000% sure you'll kill yourself if you ever read it.

thats kinda what suncrab is about

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Erin is referred to as both a sorcerer and a wizard seemingly interchangeably, do these terms mean different things in aurora or are they just generic terms to refer to a user of elemental magic?

They're functionally interchangeable, but "wizard" is a little more derisive. "Mage" is the broadest technical term; anyone who can do magic is a mage. "Caster" and "Channeler" are synonymous with it. "Sorcerer" has connotations of pursuing the study of magic for its own sake, executing complex spells beyond the needs of day-to-day practicalities - one who bends reality to their will, not always positively - but "wizard" is more like "and also they're a nerd."

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Elf cooking show: First person helmetcam of a an elf hunting and killing a deer with their bare hands. They sing a lullabye to the deer before they snap it's neck and prepare a side salad.

Dwarf cooking show: America's Test Kitchen but even more rigorous. 20 minutes of discussing how to maintain precise heat just to boil water.

Halfling cooking show: Great British Bake Off with soap-opera levels of internal drama. Everyone is stoned off their ass.

Orc cooking show: Edible mythbusters. The contestants must make bbq with a live dragon. People straight up die sometimes.

Goblin cooking show: Goblins don't really understand the concept of restaurants, but they have a show like Diners Dive ins and Dives for rooting through people's trash.

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tumbleweed: what stats would they provide as an in-game companion? how would you acquire them?

atomic tangerine: if you had to choose a neathbow color to associate them with, which would it be and why?

tumbleweed: what stats would they provide as an in-game companion? how would you acquire them?

I put together this hypothetical companion item for Sam a while back, imagining it as a Feast of the Rose option. Which I stand by, I think -- his stats should probably be better being as he's a SHATTERING FORCE SEVERAL MAXED STATS PERSON OF IMPORTANCE now, but most Feast of the Rose companions seem to be less Valuable For Stats and more about neat little tie-ins or just, wanting to have a Canon Connection With Your Favs.

Honestly though, even updated I still lean Dangerous and Dreaded for him, but he should DEFINITELY give a Zeefaring boost so here's a better stats version of him lmao.

You would either find him somewhere obscure at zee or during pre-festival Fruits of the Zee, in some sort of predicament he really should not have been able to survive, and you need renown or favours with the Docks in order to find zailors willing to help you rescue this infamously danger-attracting captain. He raises Troubled Waters when equipped, but when he's in your inventory one of the normally unfavourable zee opportunity cards gets an option to let him take the helm to navigate out of it improbably unharmed + lowering troubled waters.

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the first chapter the noman fic i've been going on about for a year is done!! go read it if you like briar, or nomen.

kinda got it in january by the skin of my teeth, but it still counts!

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Anyone wanna come over and get really really small and scared

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A leucistic raven

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i just feel like you guys should see this thread about foxes