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"Pretty good so far~"

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"STOP TOUCHING ME!"

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I bet you're a blast at parties

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Completely baffling to me the idea that anyone can read the latest chainsaw man chapters and NOT think this is some of the sickest shit ever put to paper.

if you cant handle fujimoto at his extremely uncomfortable back alley handjob you dont deserve him at his chainsaw motorcycle

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Fhulhuse? More like Fhul of shit

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what made u guys pick ur url's !

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just laughing right now haha

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@praeteritus-memories

THIS TOWN IS FULL OF MONSTERS. HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE AND EAT PIZZA

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Reblog this if you like seeing me on your dash

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RIP to Steve Albini

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First official muse has been added to my blog. Please send King Cobra any starters and ask memes.

Tag Dump below

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"A waste of potential. Where are all of the factories? Why aren't your people prepared for war? You're squandering all your power and letting these peasants grow weak with peace. They should be fearing you. They should be living to serve you and their kingdom. Fear is a more powerful tool than love."

If he believed in what he was saying, then why was he harboring these feelings for Princess Zelda? Why would he admit to them? Why would he meet with her peacefully?

Zelda’s brows furrowed at the question, gaze trailing down to the land below. It wasn’t quite the greeting she had anticipated—perhaps discovering Ganondorf’s intentions with Hyrule would be a far simpler matter than she originally thought.

Somehow, she doubted it would be so easy. Still, Zelda chose her words with careful consideration before she answered, “I see the land and people of Hyrule.” Hylia’s people. Her people. “And in them, I see a bright future in the years to come…and of yourself? What is it that you see?”

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The wind blowing through the hills sent his rusty red hair and half-worn kimono fluttering. Ganondorf waited patiently for Zelda's arrival. He wasn't sure that she would accept his invitation--how fortuitous. Yet, his ponderous pose, with his arms crossed and his body facing the vast Hylian land, remained intimidatingly still and unbroken. He was listening for footsteps coming up the hill, but not Zelda's footsteps. If there was another pair of feet or a strange rustle, Ganondorf would bloody his blade and the peaceful green grass. Thankfully for all involved, Zelda honored the instructions of coming alone.

"...What do you see from here, Princess? Look at the fields, the castle, the distant villages. What are they to you?"

@fhulhuse-of-muses sent:

"--for Her Majesty's safety!"

"For goddess' sake, I won't have you eating every one of Princess Zelda's deliveries!"

"But they're from Ganondorf again! Just because one package was safe doesn't mean that the next one will be!"

"That's no excuse to eat a good handful of those chocolates, you greedy toad! If we deem a package safe, then it's our duty to deliver it to Her Majesty. What you're doing is tantamount to stealing mail!"

The two guards argued back and forth until they saw Zelda entering the room. They stood at attention.

"Your Majesty! Good morning! We have another delivery from Ganondorf." The guard snatched the box of treats from the "poison-testing" guard and handed it to her with a respectful bow.

Inside the box was another note:

"There are things that I need to discuss with you, Princess Zelda. Come to the hill at these coordinates alone. I mean no harm in our meeting. That is a promise. -Ganondorf"

|| TOTK Verse || Plotted ||

Zelda had taken the first note she received to Queen Sonia the morning following its arrival. The Queen met with her privately over a breakfast of hot tea, eggs, fruit, and fresh bread with honey and butter. At first, the older woman seemed mildly amused by the entire ordeal.

“And here I was under the impression that your heart was already spoken for, my dear Zelda.”

“That—“ Zelda felt her cheeks grow warm as she nearly fumbled with her tea. “No, Queen Sonia, you have the wrong impression—I do not intend to truly court Ganondorf, by any means. I merely thought, if I do allow him to pursue me—meet with him, correspond with him—then perhaps I can gain greater insight into what his intentions are with Hyrule.”

“Hm,” Queen Sonia hummed, resting her chin atop her interlaced fingers. “I suppose you still believe him to be a threat…?”

Zelda nodded before trailing her eyes to the table, brows furrowed as she spoke. “I know that King Rauru has already spoken on the matter, but I can not help but feel that something horrible will happen…and if I can stop it, if there is something I may do—“

“Zelda,” the Queen’s slender hand slid across the table to rest over Zelda’s arm. “You carry too much weight on your shoulders. I know,” she continued as Zelda made a move to speak, “that you only want to help…”

She paused then, gaze gentling before she prodded, “Forgive me, but I must ask—have you ever courted anyone before, Zelda? Properly?”

“No.” The answer came honestly as Zelda closed her eyes, “Not…properly.” There had been no time in her endless dedication to training, to her research, to reciting hours of prayer in freezing waters—she did not fall in love through courting.

She fell in love through rain and long travels and stews cooked over an open fire.

She fell in love privately, and while many suspected, no one knew, and when Zelda was finally free to be open about her affections, everyone was gone.

And even then, there was no courting, per se, merely…coming home.

Sonia nodded. “I understand. I will not treat you like a child, Zelda, but…do be careful. Courting is a dangerous game, in so many ways…but it is also a useful tool for precisely this purpose. If you intend to allow Ganondorf to get close to you, I will offer as much protection and guidance as I can…but you will largely be alone. Are you prepared for that…?”

I was alone for 100 years, Zelda wanted to say, while red eyes tore at my soul with more hate than I have ever seen.

Ganondorf could not be worse than that, she thought.

Though his darkness felt familiar and since witnessing him, she had nightmares of those red eyes more and more—

“I will be careful,” Zelda said instead, and when she came across the second note, she kept her word. Took every precaution. Informed her guards just where she would be, and when, and for how long, and to retrieve her should she be delayed.

And she met him, alone, just as he requested.

Red eyes burned in her memory, claws reaching for her beyond their soul-bound cage, promising the death and destruction of everything she loved.

“Good evening, Ganondorf,” Zelda nodded, hands folded before her as slipped into an engrained sense of etiquette that even a century could not erase, “Thank you for your gifts. You are too kind. I trust your time in Hyrule has been well?”

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"I see a bunch of ya stressin' about the fireworks goin' off."

"Try and stop me."

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