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ash: lexi, you made us dino chicken nuggets again!

lexi: and what's wrong with that?

ash: we're not kids anymore! we shouldn't shit like this!

fez, playing with his nuggets: RAWR! RAWR! RAWR!

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Teenage drug dealers who are flirting with the girls of their dreams in their actual selling spots...

Can we just appreciate these two scenes and couples who deserved more screen time?

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lexi: you know what they say, ‘go big or go home!’

fez, sobbing: i’m begging you, lexi, for once in your life, PLEASE go home

lexi, whispering: i’m going big

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lexi, play fighting: hey buddy, you wanna go?!

fez, playing along: yeah I wanna go, let’s go!

lexi: alright, let’s go out!

fez, now serious: out on a date?

lexi: yeah, let’s go on a date!

fez: you want kids?-

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fez: you're like my closest friend and i’d fuck you if you asked

lexi, blushing: what?

fez, panicking: what?

rue, sitting on the floor stuffing chips in her mouth: he said he'd fuck you if you asked

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is it sickeningly lovely and sweet and healthy to imagine fezco leaving his dangerous life of dealing behind to be a family man with lexi on a little farm? yes.

is it also extremely sexy and hot and erotic to imagine fezco expanding his business and becoming a rich criminal who would kill anyone to protect his wife? also yes.

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Lexi talking to fez about the play:

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Fleabag + Euphoria parallels

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bi culture is watching euphoria and being into every single female character and just ethan and fez bc the other ones are shit

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Lexi: and you're not like other guys and that's just so cool. Like I never get a random 'send nudes' text from you

Fez: S'cus I respect the hell out of you girl

Lexi: So cool...OK, that's enough respecting me, ask me for nudes, cus I took a lot in preparation. I'll just show them to you, it'll be easier. See I've been taking inspiration from the nude sketches Gustav Klimt was producing from 1900 onwards. I think it produces a more cerebral experience for you

*he does not know what to say for a whole second and just blinks*

Fez: Yo I was just thinkin' the other day, I wish my jerk off's were more brainy

Lexi: You're making fun of me

Fez: On my life, I thought 'I'm thinkin' bout Lexi but I wish they could be MORE Lexi-fied'. You the best adjective

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fez: ow! son of a bi-

lexi, pointing to the cat: fezco! children!

fez: ….. iscuit. son of a biscuit

lexi: nice save

fez: yeah, fucking nailed it

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*playing a board game*

fez: tell us, what fate do you decide for the loser?

lexi: DEATH!!

fez: lex!

lexi: sorry, got carried away

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Always the babysitter! Always the goddamn babysitter!

bonus:

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fez: when you said you'd do "magic in bed", this wasn't exactly what i was expecting

lexi, holding up an 8 of hearts: is this your card?

fez: holy shit

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faye: why are fez and lexi sitting with their backs to each other?

ash: they’re fighting

faye: why are they holding hands then?

ash: lexi gets sad when they fight

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fez: i need some space

lexi:

lexi, almost crying: are you breaking up with me?

fez: no, i’m falling off the bed. move over

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cat: *crawling on lexi while she’s trying to sleep*

fez: stop botherin’ your mama 

cat: meow

fez: *gasp* don’t you take that tone with me

cat: meow

fez: you want to keep talking back? fine! no tv for a week

cat: meow

fez: do you wanna make it two?!?

cat: meow

fez: hEY DON’T YOU DARE WALK AWAY FROM ME, YOUNG MAN-

lexi: