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‘Toy viviendo la vida, ay, como yo quería

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Tell That Guy To Kill Him Self!

^ little devil on my shoulder rn

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RANT ABT VIVZIEPOP NO I DO NOT LIKE HER OR HER CONTENT LMAO

i keep seeing HH and HB fans like. surprised that Vivziepop doesnt know how to portray a functioning gay relationship and its like. Yeah. Shes Always Been Like That

in Zoophobia the only healthy relationship was one between a guy and a girl (Zill & Kayla) and the ones between the girls were sometimes healthy but every single relationship between two guys was ALWAYS toxic to some degree

examples:

Rudy x Auburn: it was a bully and his nerd victim whose entire trait was that they yelled at eachother a lot

Addison x Gustav: it was a student and a teachers assistant which, yes, it wasnt p*dophilia but that is a VERY CLEAR POWER IMBAALANCE a student has way less power compared to the teachers assistant and Gustav is treated like a teacher frequent

Angel: hes only been portrayed in toxic relationships in the show with other men but back then in his original storyline he dated Vaggie and they had a functioning relationship which feels very weird to me that when he dated a girl its fine but the moment it was switched to men its always toxic

and the Stolas x Blitzo: first off i havent watched anything past like the Addict music video so im basing this off what ive been told. Stolas is royalty and hires Blitzo under the condition that Stolas gets to use Blitzo as a fucktoy and Blitzo is dependent on Stolas for his business i do not need to get into why this is a bad thing

now toxic relationships are normal but absolutely none of these relationships besides Angels are told as toxic by Vivziepop (and even then ive been told Vivziepop doesnt mind when people ship Angel with his abuser so) and i kind of expect HB to cause Vivziepop's downfall at this rate because i think a lot of people are realising the flaws in her writing in that it glorifies/excuses toxic behaviour when it comes to gay men

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so I'm trans, I use he/they, but I don't particularly feel comfortable with the label transmasc, because it just... doesn't really fit. I'm fem and I feel more comfortable with the term trans + fem because I'm trans and fem but I don't want to cause waves. It's just hard to explain to people. I know this probably doesn't even make sense, I just wanted to get this off my chest (and I didn't want to post this on my blog and risk someone misinterpreting it).

I can understand that, I remember being really confused about how to identify when I started questioning. Like I'm trans but I'm a girl or I'm a trans lesbian but not in in the way that's normally read y'know? This isn't be saying you're questioning or anything! I've actually seen this sentiment bouncing around this corner of tumblr for a while so you definitely aren't alone in feeling like this. There is a lot of bioessentialism is trans communities but we just don't realize it because we flipped the script. It's actually kinda funny to see unfold, I don't know how anyone though enforcing a binary on the trans community was a good idea.

I personally like the term transmasc as a self descriptor, it has a hand wavy "eh, close enough" vibe when it comes to the idea of manhood and I just love that idk it makes me giddy. I also find the term helpful when it comes to this blog, it doesn't include everyone effected by transandrophobia but it's a broad enough umbrella to cover most of the people I'm talking about.

So in terms of personal enjoyment and utility I'm a fan. But! I'm also a gender abolitionist and I 1000% support any efforts to break down the gender binary further. I think people we consider transmascs should ID as transfems and vice versa. I think we should become so confusing and incomprehensible that it defies labels and we decide to get rid of them all together. In the mean time just do what makes you happy! And if you want to be a transfem with he/they pronouns I totally have your back.

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all these posts that are like *flips hair* hi newbiesss tehee welcome to Tumblr..... we're not like the Other Social Media Sites 😝😘 and then proceed to unironically describe tumblr like the shangri la of social media where we all live laugh reblog and have long ebony black hair and flip off preps as if every fucking day on here for the last ten years hasn't been a bloody trial with innumerable casualties like we don't weekly see the most hilarious drama and indescribable dysfunctionality. you're all like acclimated deep sea organisms enticing soft photic zone invertebrates to come down. they're going to fucking die.

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help

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you bitches better hope that twitter doesn’t actually die because that means that i’m going to be taking all of my excess random thoughts and putting them here instead of on my nice quiet locked account which means i’m going to be subjecting you to like 9-15 posts a day like “anyone else think young kyle machlachlan looks like a butch lesbian” or “what if tony soprano was bisexual” or “i have a mosquito bite” 

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i think everything should come in more fun colors & patterns. like everything. houses. cars. appliances. when ur getting a fridge they should give u the option then & there to have a wizard airbrushed onto it. business attire should have dinosaurs on it. why arent there more pink cars

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I think it would be very funny for like characters in a fantasy setting to walk into a pub and try to order and the bartender sighs and goes "species and age?" While pulling out a massive book holding the drinking age for every type of species capable of purchasing alcohol

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sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

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”walkable cities is ableist” has to be a psy-op. you can’t be this bad at understanding what the term means.

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as much as we joke about scaring off twitter refugees around these parts im like. genuinely sorry to all of ya'll moving over. losing your main platform (especially as an artist/creator) to the incompetence of one of the worst human beings alive sucks major ass

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i feel like people forget that homestuck had a lot of talented musicians working on it, not just toby

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I'm a squid biologist on a mission. To teach everyone about squid.

Even you.

Especially you.

Want squid facts? I have you covered. I have a squid facts hotline, 1-833-SCI-TEXT. Text SQUID to that number (1-833-724-8398), and it'll send you squid facts aplenty.

I have even created an advent calendar for you to learn squid facts throughout December. It's an 11 by 14 inch scratchy lottery, but instead of taking a chance at winning money, you are guaranteed to learn about squid.

I have a street art campaign to bring squid facts to the people. You might see wheatpastes (like the squid below) if you live in Philly, Boston, Austin, or New York, or stickers if you live in hundreds of other cities and towns across North America.

When you buy a calendar, you're supporting my undying mission to bring squid to everyone. Did you know that squid have donut shaped brains? That their class, cephalopods, have been on earth for longer than TREES? That scientists estimate that there are literally millions of giant squid living in the deep sea?

People deserve to know about squid. Help me spread the word.

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I'm a squid biologist on a mission. To teach everyone about squid.

Even you.

Especially you.

Want squid facts? I have you covered. I have a squid facts hotline, 1-833-SCI-TEXT. Text SQUID to that number (1-833-724-8398), and it'll send you squid facts aplenty.

I have even created an advent calendar for you to learn squid facts throughout December. It's an 11 by 14 inch scratchy lottery, but instead of taking a chance at winning money, you are guaranteed to learn about squid.

I have a street art campaign to bring squid facts to the people. You might see wheatpastes (like the squid below) if you live in Philly, Boston, Austin, or New York, or stickers if you live in hundreds of other cities and towns across North America.

When you buy a calendar, you're supporting my undying mission to bring squid to everyone. Did you know that squid have donut shaped brains? That their class, cephalopods, have been on earth for longer than TREES? That scientists estimate that there are literally millions of giant squid living in the deep sea?

People deserve to know about squid. Help me spread the word.

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Twitter Blue going about as well as everyone expected.

Shame Elon Musk fired the team that rigorously tested how new features would impact their global social media platform.

What advertiser, company or person of interest is going to want to use Twitter now?

It’s almost like he’s not that smart.

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happy new year get a load of these guys