feralt1me
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feralt1me · 6 hours ago
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Yeah but I kinda wish my father had a redemption arc
Stop giving fathers redemption arcs. That old man sucks and you know it
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feralt1me · 4 days ago
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okay, yes, I know that comma isn't supposed to be there but I want the reader to take a breath! I want a pause! Stop trying to correct me, I'm trying to control the flow of reading
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feralt1me · 5 days ago
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He lemn
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feralt1me · 6 days ago
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Me to the voices: if you don’t be quiet we’re not getting ice cream later
Me to the voices in my head: y’know you’re the reason we can’t have anything nice in this house.
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feralt1me · 6 days ago
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Me to the voices in my head: y’know you’re the reason we can’t have anything nice in this house.
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feralt1me · 7 days ago
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Perfect example of how to tumblr
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Idrk how tumbler works but here have a Godzilla. First thing I’ve drawn in a while that I actually like so I thought I’d post it.
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feralt1me · 8 days ago
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Dear Princess Celestia…
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feralt1me · 8 days ago
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I think it would be good for us as a society to discard all paper-shredding machines and instead let me shred the paper. I feel it would just be better for everyone.
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feralt1me · 9 days ago
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Writing is like a partner that you thought you broke up with 17 times but they just keep using the spare key you gave them to get back into your house and every time you’re just like “ok I guess we didn’t break up after all”
“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you
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feralt1me · 10 days ago
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IT FUCKING CALLED ME SHORT
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Also Ben 10 power or whatever
Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.
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feralt1me · 11 days ago
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“There were dragons, when I was a boy. Because of those books, they’re still with me.”
Please stop I am crying
Reading the How To Train Your Dragon books as a child left an irremovable mark on my soul. It was beautiful, and the ending paragraphs make me teary every time. Despite being an avid reader as a child (and still today), I think that these books were the first real depictions I saw of grief, rage, and the cycle of trauma. They showed me hatred's devastation, and how love can overcome it. I grew up with Hiccup in those books. I first read them years and years ago, now, but I still go back to them. They are the books that let me keep believing in dragons, and in the magic of the world.
There were dragons, when I was a boy. Because of those books, they're still with me.
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feralt1me · 11 days ago
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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
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feralt1me · 12 days ago
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!!
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They’re making friends :)
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go my isopods!!
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feralt1me · 12 days ago
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The only correct way to socialize
You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:
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feralt1me · 13 days ago
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He is a fine gentleman
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I sketched Nosk without the shrimp gamer beast creecher posture because I needed a break from school work
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feralt1me · 13 days ago
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Back hurty :(
Feel like an old man.
I do not like >:(
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feralt1me · 13 days ago
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Was reminded again today how hard it is to do things while having a blanket draped over your shoulders. This world is cruel and unjust.
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