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random things my party has said during a campaign part 1/?

player: I'M JUST EXISTING AND THEY CURSE ME, BEAT ME, CALL ME BLACK

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player *while talking to a fairy*: but, honestly, what in hell are you?

fairy: well, it's not that difficult. sharp teeth, takes identities, can ruin your life if you tell me your real name... what am i?

player: a catfish?

(in portuguese, the word catfish - piranha, is also used to refer to someone that is untrustworthy, bad, and basically a bad person)

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dm: and he's the king

player: do i hate him?

dm: do you *want* to hate him?

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player 1: i want to talk to that one

player 2: DoN'T yOu dARe tO StEaL mY HuSBanD YoU BItCh

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dm: and she looks at you up and down, judging you deeply

player: SHe LoOKed ME uPsIDe DoWn, tHaT BItch

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dm: well, she takes 10 sanity damage, she is insane now

player: why woULD YOU DO THIS TO MY KID

player:LEAVE HER ALONE

player: SHE HAS SUFFERED TOO MUCH

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dm: he disappeard

player: NO

player: NOT MY LITTLE WOOOOOOLF

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player: AAAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE ALL OF YOU

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dm: okay, you have this type of angel in front of you, he is threatening you

dm: what do you do

player: i want to seduce him

dm: whA- ok then?

later

dm: you have this old wizard, he doesn't want to give you the book you need

player: i want to seduce him

dm: maRCUS YOU CAN'T JUST SEDUCE YOUR WAY OUT EVERY SITUATION

marcus: I CAN

later

dm: okay, you all can add one magic to your character

marcus: i want an ability to seduce every being i want to

dm: MARCUS NO

marcus: MARCUS YES

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player: i really would stab him if i wasn't with a baby

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dm: okay david, you arrive at your home

dm: david, now react to your dead dad on the floor

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player 1: so you want to make a lie battle with the incarnation of pinoccho??

player 2: i aM THE INCARNATION OF PINOCCHO

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player: IM FROM ANOTHER KINGDOM DAMN, YALL SHOULD GO FUCK YOURSELVES

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player: can i fly?

dm: no

later

player: can i fly now?

dm: no

later

player: can i flyyyyyy?

dm: GO FLY, FLY LITTLE FUCK

player: yaay

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based on a true story

my cousin: oh and what's this book about? *points at some book i already read and happened to like*

me: i'm glad you asked

*two hours later*

me: aaaaand that's it :)

my cousin:

me:

my cousin:

me:

my cousin: i already know the whole plot

my cousin: i don't even want to read it anymore

my cousin: next time i'll just google it

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having a little brainrot about encanto and specifically about dolores

like, a few after the movie came out, i saw that theory that says dolores is the real villain and manipulated mirabel, also using the argument of the front door (that dolores isn't happy)

and then jared bush said that she is at peace and not sad

and then i though, "what if she DID manipulated mirabel and the movie but not because of being the villain but because of loving her family?"

ok so, she listens to everything

she obviously heard her mother trying to control her gift, isa struggling to be the "perfect child", luisa being wrecked by the weight of it all, etc

and maybe she tried to help at first

imagine little dolores going to her mother's room not because of the herself, but trying to help with her mother's mood

and felix saying "not now, sweetie, mom's not alright" thinking that she had a nightmare or something

maybe she going to camilo's room, when he is a little older, to try and help him with his identity crisis (no one is going to convince me that he didn't had those from time to time)

and camilo "you don't understand it, you're not able to" and refusing help

and there's also the encanto people

like, when there's someone leading something, people talk about them

she heard everyone talking about her and her family

and not everything are compliments

"those madrigal, thinking they are better than us just because they have powers"

"i wish that pepa madrigal stays happy today, i don't want my yard to be ruined"

"have you seen that? mirabel madrigal doesn't have a gift, maybe she isn't really a madrigal after all. or maybe she is just as useless as agustín"

and she heard everyone's secrets

maybe one day she spilled just one of them, just one secret, just as she did with mirabel's

and everyone goes like

"oh, now you can't have any privacity"

"that chismosa madrigal, she should know how to keep secrets if she is going to listen to them"

she is just a kid, after all

and maybe one day she remembers mirabel's prophecy

and she gets to the conclusion that everything would be better if the encanto fell

her family wouldn't struggle with the gifts

people wouldn't talk about them

they would be just some normal people

a normal family

and, because of loving her family, she decides to make everything on her reach to help mirabel to destroy the encanto

because on her head, that would eliminate a lot of problems

and then the encanto falls

and they rebuild it

and she realizes that her family is happy with their gifts

that abuela learned that the gift is not the most important thing in their lives

that tío bruno is back

and now they will learn to be a real family despite of the magic

and she is at peace with it

maybe she will keep hearing it all, her head will still hurt and there will be days where it seems that things are going back to what they were

but it doesn't matter

because now the madrigals love who they are

or maybe i'm just crazy and dramatized all of it

sorry for the grammar mistakes

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thanking the riordanverse books for the random knowledge about myths and monsters bc now im a rpg master and a great amount of the monsters and situations than appear are based on the myths

and then there's this player that also read pjo and hoo and every time i say something that recalls it she's like

i understood that reference

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why is writing so f hard

but imagining a whole plot while on the shower so easy

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serious question

would anyone out there read a book about two best friends (no romance plot involved) that fall down on kinda a rabbit hole and find themselves on a fantasy world and the whole point is that they need to get out or it's going to kill them?

pls i need answers

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okay, so i have this hc about multiverses and i want to share it

so this is the kind of things i think about at 3 am.

like, there's three different cannon divisions, on any fandom

different timelines

different universes

and multiverses

let me explain it.

different timelines

every decision that's taken on canon creates a different timeline. pjo will be our example

SPOILER ALERT

if percy had decided to not catch annabeth's hand when she was falling on tartarus, a whole different thing would have happened. or if hera decided to switch reyna and annabeth's places instead of percy and jason's. that decisions (and others too, like not talking with grover, not going to chb) created another timelines. like, the story that would have happened if this didn't happened.

different universes

here is where most fanfics are at. you pick up the essence of the character and throw it up on another place. like, what if they were pirates, were company ceos, or princes, or knights, etc etc. these are settings that have nothing to do with the original canon.

buuuuuut

remember that thing of canon events on spiderman? something similar would happen here.

think of pjo. in almost every fanfic where he exists, luke is betraying annabeth and thalia.

in almost every fanfic, thalia fears heights, annabeth has arachnofobia, percy is terribly loyal, leo is super depressed and funny.

those are canon events/traits

they appear on every fanfic and fanart, and are true on every fangirl and fanboy's heart.

different multiverses

now, here.

every fandom is a multiverse

this is easy to explain

like, there's the riordanverse, the grishaverse, the potter universe (idk how it's called)

until here, i think it's general knowledge

and here is when i think i messed up

there's something bigger than multiverses, the megaverses, that are our minds

like, all the multiverses i belong exist in my megaverse

and when i make a friend of mine read or watch that series this multiverse starts existing on her megaverse

and when i make an edit, for example, for this specific timeline and universe the others get to see it too, and there you got that videos of characters reacting to their edits

or like, that fanfics that mash up two multiverses are spacial anomalies that create a wormhole between these multiverses getting to a specific timeline

and that they can "connect" with souls from other timelines and universes

and bc of this they got dreams/memories of something that haven't happened

and (idk if i'm the only one who does this) when i imagine a scene happening while i listen to a music the music starts to exist in this timeline even if the artist doesn't exist and then the character is the creator of the music (only if i imagine the character singing the music) or then it exists by an anonimous side character that would be the reincarnation of the artist

i know it sounds hella crazy but it makes sense on my head

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