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look. spirk went canon for the first time when spock went into heat and they fucked wrestled on vulcan and spock's heat broke even though jim only faked his death. then they got divorced and spock tried to purge all emotion from his body. then spock realized that jim is his soulmate and feelings are good actually and they held hands which is vulcan for kissing and spirk went canon a second time. then spock died and they had to regrow his body and put his soul back in it and he had to relearn all his memories and finally he remembered jim and spirk went canon a third time. then they were married for a while and saved some whales, met god, had to deal with spock's terrorist cult-leader brother, space chernobyl happened and the soviet union the klingon empire fell and jim was framed for murder and spock had to find the real killer. then jim got sucked into another dimension and died (don't @ me i refuse to even watch this one) and spock got zapped into an alternate universe where he didn't know anyone and had to play spiritual guide to chris pine and zachary quinto. and NOW, thanks to executive producer bill fucking shatner, old jim got to meet even older spock on the astral plane one last time and DOUBLE HELD HANDS which we can only conclude is vulcan making out with tongue. so yes, for a fourth time, spirk has gone canon

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word on the street is that you have to keep living

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I almost scrolled past this on Twitter

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you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

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Things are happening on reddit

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god i love people

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forcing every character into romance or found family ruins character discussion imo

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wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever

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oh yeah you're mommy's bad little fruit fly aren't you 😈

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me drinking water at night

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I wonder what Mae got up to this Harfest 🎃🍂

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Youth fascination with technology

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Curly going back in time

He’s not the best guy (not a all) BUT DAMN HE HAS A LOT TO TAKE IN

(Daisuke just staying🧍is so funny to me)

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She giving me pyramid head so good i go silent.