Once upon a time, there was a nine year old girl who loved to read. One day she read a book about a young boy who discovers that he is a wizard and it changed her life forever.
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***au where Sirius raises Harry and sends him howlers when anything remotely interesting happens to him*** . . .
Sirius: “YOUNGEST SEEKER IN A CENTURY? BY GOLLY! WHO IS THE FIRST MATCH? YOU BEAT THE EVERLOVING STUFFING OUT OF THOSE SLYTHERIN NO GOOD ROTTEN BLOODY…”
Remus in background: “SIRIUS! I will not have you..”
*howler burns itself out* . . . Sirius: “YOU LET THAT LAVENDER LACED PRAT TRY TO MEND YOUR ARM? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? I’M COMING UP THERE TO MEET WITH THIS SOGGY SHAMPOO ADVERTISEMENT OF A ‘WIZARD’ AND I SWEAR ON MERLIN’S HAIRY WRINKLED OLD- ”
Remus in background: “SIRIUS! Now, that’s in bad taste and I will not have…”
*howler combusts* . . . Sirius: “YOUR HEAD WAS SEEN FLOATING IN HOGSMEADE?! BRILLIANT! OH IF I’D SEEN THE LOOK ON SNIVELLY’S FACE..HOW DID YOU DO IT? DID YOU HAVE YOUR DAD’S-”
Remus in background: “STOP! Now, Sirius. You know better than to mention-”
*howler fizzles and dies* . . . Sirius: “HELL YEAH! OUTFLYING A BLOODY DRAGON?! GENIUS! YOUR FATHER WOULD’VE BEEN SO PROUD! YOU STICK IT TO THAT KRUM LOSER! YOU TELL HIM I SAID HIS WAND ARM CAN-”
Remus in background: “Now, Sirius. Perhaps you should think before y-”
*howler turns to ash* . . . Sirius: “HIGH INQUISITOR?????!! YOU WAIT TIL I GET MY HANDS ON THAT JUMPED UP, PINK SMEARED, YELLOW-BELLIED TOAD! I SWEAR ON YOUR FATHER’S GRAVE THAT OLD BAT BETTER HAVE A CLEAN PAIR OF KNICKERS HANDY BECAUSE WHEN I-”
Remus in background: “While I agree with you, Sirius, perhaps we’d better tone it d-”
*howler burns a hole in the table* . . . Sirius: “HARRY! ARE YOU ALRIGHT? Stay with him. Remus and I are on the way.”
*howler turns black, disintegrates*
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Happy Birthday, Sirius Black
My favourite character from any work of fiction ever created. I’ve loved him for 15 years. ❤❤❤
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“The ones that love us never really leave us. And you can always find them… in here.”
#HappyBirthdaySiriusBlack
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Happy Birthday Padfoot! (3 November, 1959) “The ones who love us never really leave us, you can always find them in here.”
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Sirius was a brave, clever, and energetic man, and such men are not usually content to sit at home in hiding while they believe others to be in danger. Happy birthday, Sirius Orion Black (3 November, 1959)
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relatable deaths from ancient times
chrysippus: died laughing at his own joke
zeuxis: died laughing at his own art
aeschylus: stayed outside in his old age to avoid a prophecy that he would die from having something fall on his head, died when an eagle thought his bald head was a rock and dropped a turtle on him to break its shell
plato: partied too hard
empedocles: jumped into a volcano to prove that he was immortal
philitas of cos: was such an incredible pedant that he wasted away while studying erroneous word usage
saint lawrence: roasted alive during christian persecution under valerian, joked that he was done on one side and needed to be flipped over
didius julianus: purchased the roman empire in an auction, ruled for 9 weeks, executed for being ineffective leader
petronius arbiter: sentenced to death by nero, opened his veins while enjoying a sumptuous dinner party, edited his will to list all of the reasons he hated nero
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Election Day is in one week.
I’m literally begging you, if I know you: Please, PLEASE get out and vote for Hillary.
I don’t like her. Anyone who follows me probably knows I’m exceptionally critical of Hillary, and I remain so. I don’t want her to be President. But PLEASE vote for Hillary.
You have to understand there are no other choices. I don’t care what color Jill Stein makes her Facebook portrait, she’s a bad candidate and she isn’t going to win. Neither is Gary Johnson. Both of them are jokes, and you can’t vote for them just because you don’t like Hillary or Trump, because that will mean Trump wins.
This election is critically important. Trump winning won’t just saddle us with 4-8 years of an awful President; it will validate all the terrible people who support him, who think like him. They’ll feel like winners. Things are already awful; if you don’t know how awful, then that puts you in the category of the only people who are going to safely weather a Trump Presidency…assuming there’s anything left, after that.
People who are going to vote Trump are going to do that no matter what. Their minds are made up and nothing is going to change them. Votes for 3rd party candidates are only going to come from Hillary’s pool, so in the realest possible sense, staying home or voting for Stein or Johnson is voting for Trump. I’m telling you this as a sociologist, as a scientist with experience in this field, and as someone who lived through the Gore/Bush fiasco, when those who voted for Ralph Nader cost Gore the election and stuck us with Dubya. And you can’t write Bernie in; he didn’t register as a candidate, so your write-in vote will be invalid. He doesn’t want you to vote for him; he understands that, now he’s been cheated out of candidacy, Hillary is the only choice. She’s the only road forward, from here. Electing her means we have a window to change things down-ballot and to implement progressive agendas before leadership moves on to somebody else.
There’s so much at stake: A Supreme Court position, education, reproductive rights, the economy, police reform, civil rights reform, and so much more. Jill Stein will not be President. Gary Johnson will not be President. Hillary or Trump will be President. Only with Hillary can we address these issues for the better. We all need to vote Hillary and we need to vote progressives in down-ballot, too, like Jim Gray and Nancy Jo Kemper. We need to get people like Rand Paul and Andy Barr and Mitch McConnell and these other self-serving conservative clowns out of office before things get worse.
Please, PLEASE, if you actually care about literally any aspect of life in America, put your feelings aside in exchange for sense and vote for Hillary. There’s only a week left; the fight isn’t about Bernie and Hillary, any more; there will be other chances for that, or for other progressives like Bernie. It’s about literal life and death, now. If Trump gets elected, things are going to get a lot worse for real people like me; having him as President might just be the catalyst folks like our confederate-flag-waving, homophobic neighbor need to finally build up enough courage that they come visit us in the middle of the night with a gun or try to set our house on fire. These are real stakes.
Your Black and Latinx and Asian and Native friends and family, your gay and lesbian and bi and trans friends and family, your female friends and family, your poverty-stricken and your veteran and your young friends and family, are all begging you, and you need to listen:
On November 8th, get out and vote. Vote for Hillary. Vote for progressives down-ballot. Vote AGAINST Trump in a way that matters. If not for you, then for us.
Please.
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James Potter & Sirius Black - for @siriuslyhomo
“It’s been 14 years, and still not a day goes by that I don’t miss your dad.”
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When someone ask why you love a character so much and you typing out your response like
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moodboard → sirius black
“We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.“
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“He can’t come back, Harry,” said Lupin, his voice breaking,
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ok but consider this:
lily and sirius arguing over who loves james more
james and lily arguing over who loves sirius more
sirius trying to argue with james over who loves lily more and james being like “bro don’t even try we know who wins this”
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