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Happy Halloween 🎃!

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what if diluc simply prefers the company of animals to humans

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“I bet you could still land a double,” he says, startling a laugh from Diluc.

“No, I know my limits,” he replies, shaking his head to dislodge the surely foolish smile from his face. Kaeya looks delighted and skates back towards him, his hair whipping behind him.

“What if I gave you a lift?” He says, gesturing with his hands.

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from olympic year, by the inimitable dfp

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When your crush accidentally brushes his hand against yours and you imagine a whole life with him (normal kaeya behaviour)

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my mom got me this little thing and im obsessed with him.... little creature..

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i love you people still wearing face masks i love you people wearing them for strangers i love you people wearing them for themselves i love you people wearing them for family members i love you people wearing them for friends and coworkers i love you people wearing them despite it no longer being mandated i love you people wearing masks

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“Jayce will understand.” S2: *sobs uncontrollably” 

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library date with zhongchi

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ABSOLUTELY….

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random teenager, posting an unhinged shitpost ab sandman/good omens/etc at 3 am

neil gaiman, reposting at 4 am

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i say this not to be like Young People Bad, but IMO there’s a very specific subset of Weird Internet Creators (mcelroys, neil cicierega, bdg, etc) that tend to have very young-skewing fans who don’t know how to interact with those creators appropriately and think it’s okay to make nsfw jokes or kin jokes or shipping jokes about those people, including saying that stuff TO THOSE CREATORS’ FACES during livestreams, and it’s like. i don’t know if those people just haven’t been in a lot of fanbases in the past or think that someone having a ‘weird’ persona is a justification for making weird kink jokes about them but

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King

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im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself

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Now I’m repulsive! I can’t live like this…

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childe with coworkers vs. childe with zhongli

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depression.

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simp