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apparently it does not go without saying, but if you're in high school and you're writing a college essay and have to talk about a big challenge you overcame, never ever and i repeat NEVER talk about your mental health. don't do it. it doesn't matter if you're stable and healthy now, do not talk about it. just don't. ok this has been a PSA.

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sucks so bad when a character you love is heavily infantilized. that is a grown man he knows what a cigarette is. intimately

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statement from mahmoud khalil shared by the center for constitutional rights

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People on this website will really mock anti-vaxxers and flat earthers for ignoring scientists and getting their alternative facts from facebook, and then turn around and insist they know more history than historians and more archaeology than archaeologists because they read an unsourced tumblr post once

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man. shoplifting in the 70s must have been so easy. no cameras in sight only living in the moment

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One weirdly specific fictional pet peeve I have is when someone's dead romantic partner comes back as a ghost or briefly possesses another character to talk to their partner or something, or even just leaves a letter or a not to be read after their death or whatever, but all they've got to say to them is generic stuff that reads like a pre-written Valentines card message.

"It's me, my love. I love you so much." What, no in-jokes? No references only they would get? No "hey remember when we went on holiday that time but the car broke down on the motorway and it was hours before AA turned up so we ate all the snacks out the glove compartment and played Charades in the car and it was kinda fun in the end"? No "sorry we didn't get to go to Malaga like we wanted but the afterlife's cool and I'll see you there"? Anyone can say I love you. Did you people not have a single conversation before one of you fetched up dead? Personalise it, for god's sake.

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Next time you're around when the mail gets delivered, ask your delivery person if they're understaffed or not.

But don't hold them up too much, they have a lot of work to do.

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Uh oh bestie. Turns out, if you want the rewards of being pillow princess, you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of telling the service top what you want 😔

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the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

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i have a weird appreciation for Baroque artists, in particular Francois Boucher and Peter Paul Rubens, for depicting the human body in lush detail at a time that predates the standards for bodies to be thin and airbrushed with no wrinkles or cellulite

it’s just really interesting to me

so many the things women are taught to hate about their bodies—pudgy bellies, fat rolls, double chins, and cellulite—used to be ideals of beauty shown in depictions of goddesses

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You know what the difference is between you and me, Violet? No. Me neither.

GINA GERSHON as CORKY BOUND 1996 — dir. the Wachowskis