black people in ferguson: please... help us...
sjws: sure thing!
jontron: yadda yadda... retarded, its just slang, don't mind me, yadda yadda...
sjws: QUICK, retarded is abelist! EVERYBODY! PLEASE STOP JONTRON!
police in ferguson: hey, little black retard!
black man in ferguson: PLEASE, DON'T SHOOT!
sjws: FUCK YOU JONTRON! BURN IN HELL YOU ABELIST CIS WHITE SCUM! uwu
this actually happened.
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"please tag eye contact it's very triggering" how do you even remain inside without killing yourself in sheer fear because of the fact you see eye contact in a mirror
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"please stop using stupid it's very abelist" how about you stop using abelist because that's very abelist uwu
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"i am a princesskin" do you need a dollhouse to help your imagination out with that? hah either way have fun dreaming little 2 year old white girl
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your shitty uwu doesn't hide your tears you white woman
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you say you drink male tears, but it turns out the male was poisoned and is crying because he's doomed to die. at least that's 1 less shitty little white girl off the planet. uwu
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i wish misandry mermaid was a real mermaid. she'd have no ccess to the internet with a laptop because it'd short and then she'd be killed for her scales. uwu
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"all white men are privileged!"
yes that white hobo on the street with no home or food that is constantly either ignored or treated as vermin sure is privileged! uwu
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"all white men are rapists, awful, and should die!"
well what about your little dr. who and sam and dean? are they rapists, awful, and should die?
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"please call me a bun/bunself please! uwu"
shut the fuck up and rot in hell uwu
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Please be satire, please be satire, please be satire, please be satire, please be satire, please be satire, please be satire, please be satire, please be satire, please be satire, please be satire, please be satire, please be satire
the prayer of tumblr. (via fluthermucken-the-fluffasaurus)
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tumblr sjw: Hi guys! So, I'm an opposexual, it means I'm sexually attracted to the opposite sex. So, since I'm a girl, I'm attracted to boys. And I'm a comfogender, it means I'm comfortable in the gender I was assigned at birth. She/her pronouns, please!
Actual LGBTQA person: You literally just described a heterosexual and a cisgender person.
tumblr sjw: Ick, no! Those genders and sexualities have been keeping us LGBTQIPAOCWXYZ people down. They're part of the patriarchy! SMASH THE PATRIARCHY! Can I have a safe space please?
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