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I just woke up and somehow the only thought in my head was Jason Todd as an Etsy witch but he only sells ‘violent spells’ and instead of doing spell work he just personally goes out and beats the shit out of whoever you choose

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at some point hungry howie's started selling chicken and waffles pizza

in surely unrelated news my stomach does not seem happy with me

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NEED

Great Mouse Detective version of Dracula happening simultaneously as the events of Dracula, so there’s just five mice in Victorian clothes unnoticed by the human cast desperately trying to kill a bat.

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the thing about having your joke posts Corrected is that it's like. posting is literature and I am actually employing time honored literary devices. like these are not unheard of ways of using language. I learned about literary devices in school in sixth grade. it is not actually beyond the pale to have an expectation that the general public will have some understanding of e.g. hyperbole or metaphor. every time people talk about this phenomenon they're like "well it's the autism website of course people are taking you literally" HELLO I AM ALSO AUTISM. HAVE YOU TRIED KNOWING MORE FACTS ABOUT THE USE OF LANGUAGE?

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I am obsessed with the fact that these tigers look like they are

a: sapient as hell

b: very much going to enjoy this

c: and by this they mean beating the snot out of this guy in a very non-predation fashion

For the current Fallen London event, the tigers (theres a whole tiger country outside of london, don't worry about it) are running a GRAND COMPETITION WITH GLORY AND RICHES FOR THE VICTORS that some frenzied investigation has revealed may or may not aCTUALLY SECRETLY BE SOME SORT OF?? SACRIFICE???? UNCLEAR. Anyway there's an option to make a lil protest sign and futilely warn people that the games are not what they seem, which Samuel immediately (a) attempted and (b) failed, resulting in him getting hassled and beat up by tigers. I love this game.

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oh my god?????

Demonstrating the rope dart (繩標; sheng2biao1)

[eng by me]

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tumblr is really funny because a bunch of the posts on here are the kind of funny that anyone would enjoy them. but then there's also a good fucking portion of posts on here that are so fucking bizarre that they're only really funny to the weird cockroach bitches whove been on tumblr nonstop for over a decade. and if you're tumblr-irradiated enough, you start to lose the ability to differentiate between those two types of posts.

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It's like, wow, never since the printing press has it been so vital to the progress of society that the maximum percentage possible of us are as literate as possible in a new technology, so I'm sure the good old lowest-common-denominator approach will have no drawbacks X_X

not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.

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As an autistic person who was browbeaten into intensive masking from a young age it can be very hard for me to decide what constitutes maladaptive masking vs "using a mask as a tool", and the balance is very hard because frankly, masking is an insanely powerful social tool.

Now, we could get into the fact that masking is a powerful tool in part because it's so expected, and that it's a little bit like trading lack of burnout for privilege, but it's worth considering that the "healthy" case probably isn't abstaining from it as a tool altogether.

What might be best is to treat it like a scalpel with an edge that dulls painfully quickly. Super useful, highly capable, but try not to use it for everything and make sure to take time to care for it.

But don't discard it from your toolkit just because someone once made you carve a canoe with it.

I'm trying to figure out a good way to say "you really should actually learn the basics of small talk" with sounding like I'm biased against autistic people.

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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Ezri: feverishly taking notes

i just wanted to draw julians post s5 depression gaze

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