femboy-valentine

[femboy-valentine]

Me when…. Me when my boyfriend shows me his boobies

[femboy-valentine]

Guys… did you know I have a boyfriend AND a girlfriend?

I bagged TWO BADDIES

[femboy-valentine]

Me… me when my girlfriend shows me her boobies

[femboy-valentine]

Did I just get out of the mental hospital yesterday? Yes.

Has my blood pressure been fucky? Yes.

Did I almost pass out from standing up out of bed? Yes.

Am I still gonna jork it? Hell yeah brother.

[femboy-valentine]

The message this guy just sent me on my alt…

In front of my salad?? Seriously? /j

[femboy-valentine]

Erm actually. I’m a lapdog, but I still bark and bite. Maybe you should muzzle me, just to be safe.

I’ll be decently well behaved though. I sit at your feet, and sleep at the end of your bed, and I’ll fetch when you say so. I’m relatively good at following instructions.. I just get a little over excited sometimes :( I can’t help it :(

[femboy-valentine]

Not bro sitting right next to me reading porn for fun, smh

[femboy-valentine]

[femboy-valentine]

If you ever catch my ass talking about being in a poly relationship with 2 girls, NEVER assume it’s in a dude bro way. I will be their dog.

Catch me sleeping at the foot of the bed and sitting on the floor next to them while they do whatever, catch me absolutely worshipping them because to even be considered by them is an honor.

[femboy-valentine]

Hello John.

Me because one of my headmates is basically the embodiment of the term “Dog fag”

Hello Damien.

[femboy-valentine]

Me because one of my headmates is basically the embodiment of the term “Dog fag”

Hello Damien.

[femboy-valentine]

Call him a capri sun because when I’m done with him he’s going to BONE DRY

[femboy-valentine]

I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this…

HELP

[femboy-valentine]

I think I like Paul Dano so much because he looks like such a fucking loser. Like, what’s not to love.

Do I want to look like him, or do I want to fuck him. The world may never now

[femboy-valentine]

puter im back and i wanna see men desperate and rutting against someones thigh mindlessly. computer show me men stroking themselves so fast and hard that they can barely even let out full moans. puter where are my videos of men being overstimulated with their hands restrained so they cant grab onto anything for support and just have to deal with it?? puter dont ignore me please

[femboy-valentine]

computer show me men furiously jerking off and desperately rutting their hips into their own hand. puter let me see men mindlessly grinding into whatever they can get their hands on until they finish in their boxers. computer i wanna see men throwing their heads back in pleasure as they gasp and pant and whimper. puter give me eager men just trying so desperately to get themselves off. puter can you hear me

[femboy-valentine]

My freak ass deciding that the first DM I’ll answer in weeks is gonna be the one on my alt from the guy saying my posts was making him aggressive.

It’s entertaining :3c