femboy-ikea

[femboy-ikea]

ATTENTION EVERYONE.

Please block @/whitewaverising for specific reasons I cannot say as it may not be safe to do so at this time.

And for the safety of someone very important to me.

Don't answer her questions.

[femboy-ikea]

You have some fucking explaning to do

the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!

[femboy-ikea]

They’re all transfem. ALL.

IKEA not being able to ship a BLÅHAJ instantly is a tragedy

[femboy-ikea]

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Reblog with one letter and let’s try to make a sentence- one reblog per sentence though!

And yes, sentences with ‘penis’ or cuss words are fine, I’m not judging much :3

[femboy-ikea]

I need a blahaj stat.

You can have the one at my house if you come over later :3

[femboy-ikea]

Well I'm SORRY Katie won't let us use the teleporters!

IKEA not being able to ship a BLÅHAJ instantly is a tragedy

[femboy-ikea]

Hey, little FYI, if your are sexually-repulsed, DON'T!

I have seen horrors beyond my and your comprehension.

Have you watched hazbin hotel yet?

No not yet- I will soon (probably)

[femboy-ikea]

This marking technique worked.

holyshit gimme

This design is trademarked by femboy Ikea now

[femboy-ikea]

unfortunately, I only invented and make them.

Take it up with @totally-ikea to get the max upped.

IKEA will only let me steal buy 99 Blåhaj at a time

@femboy-ikea up the max amount.

[femboy-ikea]

HOW DO YOU EVEN GET THAT MANY NOTIFICATIONS???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

It’s 7:34 in the morning

[femboy-ikea]

SAME HERE!

jurassic park music

[femboy-ikea]

We know why.

Reblog so more people vote or i will end your bloodline

[femboy-ikea]

@totally-ikea I think we need to rethink something about the couch designer

Ikea’s modular sofa designer is Game of the Year

[femboy-ikea]

Okay this is actually fair.

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

[femboy-ikea]

Katie told me to.

[femboy-ikea]

Alright.

As a corpo, I use and uphold the right to upload information to the CORPOVERSE.os Servers. Alright. Lets go.

cmd

move /f "ROENTGEN8KREC.img" "D: CorpoNAS"

echo 'Hey Guys! Rich Investors In Your Area! Click Now!'

@totally-ikea @the-real-google @duothelingo @bingle-official @totally-bing

[femboy-ikea]

I don't know.

I had a kid with the Femboy Clone of your wife that we don't talk about but they are hard to deal with.

Wait this family tree just got a LOT more complicated

Pinned post w/ all the important stuff ig:

She/her and they/them pronouns (I don’t mind)

Cisgender woman

Minor

Supports Trans rights, POC rights, equity believer, safe space for those othered by society

Aegoromantic and aegosexual

Synesthite (grapheme colour)

Blåhaj enthusiast :3

DNI with sexually explicit content

Don’t come to me for political talk