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anyone else stupid and gay on main?

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Shallan: what’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

Jasnah: The audacity.

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askjhlsdskd imagine telling your boss you gotta fly back home because you just found out your dad died and also you’re thinking of dismantling an entire system of government and your boss is like that’s fine but i want you to go with the guy who killed you a year ago and you’re like i really feel like i need to do this myself with only my weirdo talking sword for company but he’s your boss and it’s in your contract not to argue with him

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any modern stormlight AU that doesn't have kaladin as a depressed theatre kid??? just plain incorrect. "honor is dead. but i'll see what i can do" BRO get ur dramatic ass off the stage, your soliloquy isn't until act ii

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Skybreakers are the funniest Radiant Order because they have actual procedures and continuity and they know what Ideals they’re going to say more than ten seconds before they say them while everyone else is just randomly discovering what they can do as it happens like “Huh, I can recover from Shardblade injuries”  “I hung out with Kaladin a lot and now I’m glowing”  “My friend can turn into a fork I guess”

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say what you will about the Alethi, but evidence indicates that all of their Highprinces date milfs and get pegged 

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adolin has the extremely important job of making sure the knights radiant are actually taking care of themselves, bc all of them are at least a little not okay, and sometimes you just need a himbo to knock on your door with some apple slices and infodump on you

moodboard for adolin breaking down your door with apple slices and energy drinks when ur having a bad day

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love is stored in the half bun kaladin

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I think one of the funniest things you can do in fantasy is write characters who are, like, from completely different genres and styles of fantasy. Like they do live in the same world, which works by the same rules, they just look at it from different perspectives.

 Like there’s this Epic High Fantasy Legendary Warrior who’s all like “I was born to serve. My oath binds my honour and my honour binds my soul. I am only a sword in the hands of my masters, their word is my law, I am to serve them, without thought or hesitation, until death and once beyond.”

 And the Ordinary Dude From Gritty City sitting next to her lowers his bong like “dude no offense but that’s kinda fucked up.”

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Someone: I would die for you Kaladin.

Kaladin: Not if I die for you first!

Bridge four, appearing out of nowhere and restraining Kaladin: No you’re not buddy.

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Kohlin blue.

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literally everytime sanderson indirectly confirms a main is lgbt it's even wilder than the last

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a canonically autistic mlm character is going to be a main pov character in my favorite fantasy series i literally am so happy 😭

ive been this pic for the ten minutes it's been since i found out im ESTATIC like this series started out like oh ive never seen a fantasy main character with chronic depression and then oh ive never seen a fantasy main character with DID and then oh hello ace jasnah? and fifty confirmations later we have renarin. who's getting his OWN BOOK. he's gonna get 1200+ pages to tell his story and showcase his narrative and im gonna aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Relistening to the part where he talks about RenxRlain and he says 'i'm letting the characters come to their only realizations as they move through the story' and 'the characters have not reached the same conclusions as their feelings' which seems to me to say that Ren has a crush but doesn't know it yet? Do you think we could be we so lucky as to get a soft *oh* moment of realization?

..........stop......this got me cause you know what it's what renarin deserves he deserves that moment in full and you know what it's what WE deserve we deserve to see that printed in full page count that increases the tor fantasy printing page limit in book by book increments like how many stories like his does the genre have?? to get anything even close to like. shadolin but for renarin and specifically mlm im gonna lose it

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Did a quick sketch of grumpy Kaladin. The only thing I’m good at drawing, hehe…