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adrian's stupid big sopping wet eyes are so fucking important to me actually

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I don't know what Freddie Stroma is putting in his cereal but he looks even better in the second season than he did the first and I've fully accepted and now love the new hair

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Cut it out with the introspection. The mind is a den of scorpions better left running from, not towards.

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IRL BESTIE DONT READ THIS I NEED TO EARNEST FANDOM POST BUT ITS NOT FOR YOUR EYES ‼️‼️

KARAOKE NIGHT HEADCANONS (mostly adrian focused, adrian/reader sprinkles)

colour legend:

adrian

leota

chris

economos

harcourt

reader

-adrian fucking loves karaoke night. he doesn’t understand why some people find it embarrassing (‘it’s an entire location dedicated to singing. why wouldn’t we be singing?’)

-after a few rounds of begging he convinces the 11th street kids to go at the end of a workday

-he doesn’t start with barbie girl, no, he needs to ‘warm up the crowd’ first. he starts with ‘wannabe’ by the spice girls knowing that by the time adebayo has finished her first drink she’ll be up there with him doing backup vocals. (they get super into it at the rap breakdown: ‘easy, V doesn’t come for free, she’s a real lady’ ‘and as for me? HA you’ll see!!’

-more drinks, more time elapses. chris does a genuinely impassioned performance of ‘shot through the heart/you give love a bad name’

-adrian is now 4 drinks deep and gives a stunning rendition of ‘cant fight the moonlight’ by LeeAnn Rhimes. (‘this one is dedicated to my beautiful girlfriend-‘ ‘BOOOOO LAME NO ONE CARES VIG JUST SING THE SONG!’)

-you are, of course, dazzled and charmed

-economos gets enough liquid courage to do ‘rock you like a hurricane’ by the scorpions and it’s not half bad.

-harcourt and leota duet ‘no diggity’ and it has you, chris and adrian absolutely headbanging throughout

-adrian leans in partway through the bridge (‘babe i have to ask you a super important question’ ‘yeah for sure babe what’s up’ ‘it’s time for The Big One. will you sing it with me? i’ve never had anyone to do the other part with, and it’s meant to be a duet’ ‘oh my god of course!!! i thought you’d never ask!’)

-you both take to the stage as adrian cues barbie girl. you’re hyping urself up and putting on another coat of lipgloss. this is so Sick.

-the track comes on and when you are both Silent for ken’s first line you realize what has happened: you both went into this with the intention of doing barbie’s lines. with a quick, panicked glance into adrian’s eyes you see he is moving smoothly forward into barbie’s first verse, undeterred by the hiccup, casting you a look that seems to say ‘i’m fully committed at this point, i’m trusting you to adapt’ and Adapt You DO.

-you quickly snag a ball cap off of economos and bring yourself behind adrian, one hand on his waist and one hand on the mic. if he is Barbie, then by god, you will be His Ken.

-the rest of the number goes off without a hitch. you’re whirling him around the platform as if you two had choreographed this whole thing in advance. you’ve never seen such joy and adoration in his eyes.

-when the final notes fade out, you settle back into the booth in each others arms (‘you owe me big time, Chase. you gotta warn a girl before you-‘ ‘do i? i think you did pretty good without a warning.’) you’re too distracted by him peppering you with kisses to argue further. (‘gross, get a room you two’ ‘we’re in a private room right now? that’s how karaoke works- ‘YOU KNOW that’s not what i mean!’)

-you do however get your comeuppance when you have him do the male backing vocals to ‘fergalicious’ for you

-other sporadic numbers i think would happen:

leota: dream a little dream of me by ella fitzgerald, you shook me all night long by ac/dc

economos: bad by michael jackson (poorly), cherry pie by warrant (slightly better)

chris: dude looks like a lady by aerosmith, hotel room service by pitbull

harcourt: the gang tries all night to get her to do a solo, finally cracks and does a genuinely beautiful version of stronger by britney spears

adrian: occupies most of the queue for the night. boyfriend by big time rush, boom boom boom by the vengaboys, sorry for party rocking by LMFAO, stars are blind by paris hilton, final solo of the night is thong song by sisqo (he does NOT break eye contact for the duration. you are practically melted into the booth by the end of it)

anyway needed to get these worms out of my brain, would love to hear any additions from my handful of other freaked tf out adrian chase moots

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they delayed issue 5 of vig’s comic till august 27th. fuck my dumb stupid chungus life

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how i see adrian chase

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why is that busboy staring at you?

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beautiful cross time serendipity. taking a shower in my childhood home while visiting my parents but its age so i can’t go up to the kitchen to get a ziploc bag.

me: damn…. i wonder if maybe i left one for future me in this exact scenario?

past kaia: *leaving a ziploc in the cabinet with a smiley face on it* you’re never gonna believe this

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dropout debate tits or ass debate revealing the true extent of the ass pendulum we have swung. no one wants to defend titties anymore. no one values the boob. no one cares about the breast. it’s a deeply difficult era to be P shaped ladies and gentlemen. i understand ass is more egalitarian because folks of all genders are appreciated for having a fat ass but when did it become UNWOKE TO LIKE TITTIES!!!?!!

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everyone's secret pinterest boards and private spotify playlists and deleted posts and dms and browser history and location and birth certificate and the inside of their house should be available to me for free whenever i want. i'm not going to do anything malicious with the information i just want to see

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are you ever about to put on a movie but you realize you don't really want to watch The Movie, you want to be eight years old on a rainy saturday, and under your favorite butterfly blanket, and mom made hot chocolate and popcorn with extra butter, and you're watching The Movie for the first time ever? what are you supposed to do then

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i have this awesome skincare routine called picking at my face till it bleeds. its great because it makes my skin way worse in every way and also it hurts

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top ten hottest vigilante scene and its only like 5 seconds mhmmmmm yeah When he is so ruthless and cold hearted and doesnt even hesitate about putting a bullet in some assholes head!!!! eeee!!!

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two days until the last vigilante comic comes out and i’m practically gnawing at the walls. my vigilante edits folder on tiktok is now the largest collection i have, surpassing the previous champ (deadpool) who ive been saving edits of for THREE YEARS. i genuinely think there are worms in my brain. god i neeed that new s2 content YESTERDAT

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I can't believe life will be worth living again soon

because him

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will masturbating fix my problems? no. Will I do it anyway for serotonin? absolutely.