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felix-ravinstill · 1 day

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I saw your rat it’s in the possession of the girl from district 7, I advise the use of lethal force.

Tanner from District 10

Oh, Pup Harrington's former tribute? I wonder how Max got from the District 4 boy to her?

Anyway, thanks for the information. Expect a wiring of funds soon!

#internal communications:#f: you got that right abyssalis?#a: yeah. tanner. d10. i'll send over the funds shortly #a: also don't you think that information's a bit too... forceful? couldn't the source be biased?#f: well it's the only lead we've got! so be sure to see if you can track the D7 girl #a: we've got? wait.. this is not what i signed up for #inspected: approved #in foro #interrogatis #anonymous #keyword: tanner #keyword: max ratvinstill

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felix-ravinstill · 2 days

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Felix, what's the naming scheme behind your rats?

Well, some are named after what they like to do! For example, Aesop, the first ever rat that I rescued from the halls of the Citadel, loves reading bedtime stories with me, so he's named for Aesop's Fables.

Those are a collection of Old World stories. I recognize that some are not as fortunate as I have been to have a family who has retained such a robust collection of literature.

Many of my rats, however, are named for my deceased family members. Some find it rather morbid, but I think that it's an excellent way to keep them in my heart and memory! I think Abyssalis wrote out a rather rough outline of my family tree to help her remember their names.

#in foro #interrogatis #anonymous #my preferred animal companions #inspected: approved #keyword: ratvinstills #keyword: ravinstills #keyword: old world

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felix-ravinstill · 2 days

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Hey, it's Felix. Um, I'm really upset about Max Ratvinstill's disappearance, and I'm just not handling it well... Abyssalis had to stop me from accidentally wandering into oncoming traffic. We're by another one of those fountains (not the one in the screenshot User Tumblingghosts provided).

Anyway, slipping away from her and my security detail probably wasn't the most responsible thing to do. I will conduct myself in a manner more befitting of my station in the future...

Abyssalis is actually crying a lot right now. It's good thing she brought all these tissues with her (?).

I'm actually getting kind of worried. Does anyone out there know if she has asthma or any other medical conditions? She keeps saying that she's going to die?

hi felix i heard persephone’s tribute stole one of your rats. care to comment?

HER TRIBUTE DID WHAT?

One moment...

Aesop. Ascanio. Albanus. Metaneira. Kass. Gaia.. Sabina. Turnus.

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#internal communications:#1: i'm coming with a driver to pick you up.#1: tell abyssalis to calm down. it's probably just the rush. she did save you from oncoming traffic after all.#citation: abyssalis payne #citation: rescinded #inspected: approved #keyword: max ratvinstill #addendum #tumblingghosts #in foro

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felix-ravinstill · 2 days

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Hello, User Tumblingghosts! Sorry, this is Felix's PR manager, Abyssalis. He's checked his couches, and unfortunately, didn't find Max Ratvinstill.

Now, he's staring at the reference picture you've provided. I won't say more for the sake of decorum, except he is very emotional right now.

hi felix i heard persephone’s tribute stole one of your rats. care to comment?

HER TRIBUTE DID WHAT?

One moment...

Aesop. Ascanio. Albanus. Metaneira. Kass. Gaia.. Sabina. Turnus.

erg

gfdshioelr

#internal communications:#a: open call to the department for someone to swing by with tissues!#a: alright. if i have to pick up the slack with public correspondence. the least you guys can do is help me not drown in tears over here!#a: okay! i see how it is! i guess i just have to leave him crying on his own to get more myself!#1: someone will be around shortly.#a: shit #a: out of turn. apologies. disregard that. sir.#inspected: approved #intervention: abyssalis payne #tumblingghosts #addendum #keyword: max ratvinstill #in foro

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felix-ravinstill · 2 days

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Hey Felix, I heard that some of your rats enjoy lemon rinds, is this true?

Yes, Max (who I am still looking for, by the way), is quite fond of them! How did you know?

Wait! Is this about that time Livia called Max... Well I won't repeat what she said...

#internal communications:#a: i really don't think getting called lemon whore is that bad #a: i for one would be flattered to be called lemon whore #a: ... okay forget i said that actually #in foro #ylvisruinedmylife #interrogatis #inspected: approved #keyword: max ratvinstill #keyword: livia cardew

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felix-ravinstill · 2 days

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HEY, WHAT RUMORS?

--PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT--

The spreading of misinformation is considered dangerous to the safety and well-being of the country, especially specious rumors involving the President, his advisors, and his family.

If any such poison should reach the ears of Capitol's loyal and upstanding citizens, please report the source to a Peacekeeper or the administration.

--END OF PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT--

#internal communications:#f: abyssalis what rumors?#a: one second i apparently am getting forwarded messages directed at the administration now #inspected: approved #keyword: gaulravinstill rumors #addendum #ravinstillregime

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felix-ravinstill · 2 days

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MISSING: MAXIMINIUS RATVINSTILL

Sources indicate that he was last seen in the possession of a child from District 4.

All information is appreciated and will be rewarded.

hi felix i heard persephone’s tribute stole one of your rats. care to comment?

HER TRIBUTE DID WHAT?

One moment...

Aesop. Ascanio. Albanus. Metaneira. Kass. Gaia.. Sabina. Turnus.

erg

gfdshioelr

#denial: overridden #inspected: approved #addendum #in foro #keyword: max ratvinstill

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felix-ravinstill · 2 days

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hi felix i heard persephone’s tribute stole one of your rats. care to comment?

HER TRIBUTE DID WHAT?

One moment...

Aesop. Ascanio. Albanus. Metaneira. Kass. Gaia.. Sabina. Turnus.

erg

gfdshioelr

#internal communications:#f: ABYSSALIS HAVE YOU SEEN MAX!!!!!!#a: ?#a: your rat?#f: who else? i can't find him??#a: uh no?#a: also did you mean to post this to the forum?#a: [sent screenshot]#persephoneprice #my preferred animal companions #inspected: approved #keyword: mizzen #keyword: max ratvinstill

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felix-ravinstill · 2 days

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Felix, do you have any comments regarding the president and the head game maker? Strange rumours have been circulating. For fear of losing it, I will hold my tongue.

My PR manager is staring off into the middle distance. I think she knows something... Okay, she's just not going to say anything.

Anyway, I'm sure Gaul has a plethora of rumors circulating around her head. Her laboratory practically cooks them up! But I don't think I've heard any involving my uncle?

#internal communications:#f: abyssalis. get back here! what rumors?#f: if only highbottom were still around. he'd tell me #in foro #interrogatis #denial: overridden #inspected: approved #activity: noted #keyword: gaulravinstill rumors

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felix-ravinstill · 3 days

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Asking for a friend, do you know who Magnus Ravinstill is?

Hmmm, I don't think I do? Is this some historical ancestor of mine? No one that I know... Hold on, I just got a message saying that this pertains to some rumor about letters. Something about the Dovecotes?

Would someone please enlighten me? I haven't heard anything about this?

#internal communications:#f: what more do you know about this?#a: why do you think i know more?#f: you do work in the communications department #f: don't leave me on read!#in foro #interrogatis #keyword: magnus dovecote #denial: overridden #inspected: approved

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felix-ravinstill · 3 days

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Felix! Why are you build like that?

Built like what? Is there something wrong with my build?

#internal communications:#a: build like your physique?#f: i suppose? I don't see anything wrong with it? also are you going to be messaging me every time I post in forum?#a: maybe it's a compliment! and listen I just wanted to make sure this isn't something I'm just not understanding!#interrogatis #in foro #ragnyra #inspected: approved

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felix-ravinstill · 3 days

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I heard you were dating Coriolanus Snow. Is it true?

I shall neither confirm nor deny. :)

#internal communications:#f: don't look at me like that #f: i don't care how they take it. i didn't lie #f: i don't care you're right in front of me! i don't want to talk to you! SHUT UP!#f: ... sorry #a: felix?#f: ?#a: period and then smiley face? really?#a: dhfgji #a: OW :(#interrogatis #keyword: love life #keyword: coriolanus snow #anonymous #inspected: approved #in foro

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felix-ravinstill · 3 days

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How do you feel about the accusations that members of the capitol partook in cannibalism during the dark days, and did your family indulge???

To ensure that the head of this nation did not err in judgment, neither I nor my closest relations starved. My family was lucky in many regards. We were, of course, unlucky in others. With our great privilege came great danger. Many Ravinstills died during the course of the war, including my own parents.

As for these accusations that you speak of, I find such speculation unnecessary. We all endured hardship at the hands of the rebels, but it is behind us. There is no need to dig up painful memories.

#internal communications:#a: and what would you say about those rumors surrounding a certain family beginning in 'p'#f: eager to find a new job?#a: i think i know what you'd say~#f: and i think you are getting overly familiar.#a: right...#interrogatis #anonymous #in foro #keyword: cannibalism #keyword: dark days

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felix-ravinstill · 3 days

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How you do feel about being assigned the girl from District 11 as your tribute?

Dill? Is she doing well? I heard she made it back to Eleven after the incident. I hope she's doing well. I don't suppose that you know if she received my letter?

I admit that with some hindsight. I could have done more for her during her time here.

If my letter didn't make it to her, tell her that I'm sorry. It was unbecoming of me to treat her so indecorously.

I suppose that I let my own insecurities influence my interactions with her— or my lack therefore of.

#internal communications:#f: i will not elaborate for you!#a: i didn't ask you to #f: but you wanted me to. don't you dare write this down in whatever report you have to do #a: rest assured i will not #interrogatis #keyword: dill #keyword: 10th games #anonymous #inspected: approved #in foro

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felix-ravinstill · 3 days

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I heard a rumor that Festus and Persephone are dating. Do you have any thoughts on that?

No comment.

#internal communications:#a: felix...#f: no comment!#interrogatis #anonymous #inspected: approved #keyword: love life #keyword: festus creed #keyword: persephone price #in foro

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felix-ravinstill · 3 days

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felix what would u do if ur family ptu u in an arranged marriage with LIVIA CARDEW

I WOULD KILL MYsekfdhusjklkgfr

Sorry, the public relations manager that my great-uncle assigned me is currently trying to drag me away from thee keuboad hujlk;

It's funny fkjhde l,.k This is the mos reactupm I've gotten out of her since she started working for mehgjkl

#internal communications:#1: if felix wants to say something. that's his own prerogative. but aren't we paying you to vet his correspondence?#a: apologies. i'll do my best so that nothing like this comes to your attention again.#citation: abyssalis payne #suicide #anonymous #inspected: approved #denial: overridden #keyword: livia cardew #in foro

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felix-ravinstill · 3 days

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Thoughts on the Capitol’s security system?

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The Capitol security systems aren't something I'm really privy to, but I trust that what measures my great-uncle has in place. Whatever happened during the 10th Games was unfortunate, but the rebels got lucky. It won't happen again.

#internal communications:#a: good. present a united front. no comment is also an acceptable response.#f: they wanted to hear my thoughts. i wanted to give them. you're overstepping.#a: apologies #anomaly: detected #denial: overridden #inspected: approved #activity: noted #interrogatis #anonymous #in foro

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