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once again thinking about the solid snake panty lines tweet

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Hate adhd. Just spent the last hour going through an nsfw tag and now I don’t wanna do my homework

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i seriously cannot comprehend the sex drive that makes one exclusively horny for captain america looking movie hunks or the victorias secret angel archetype of tall underweight women with generically pretty faces in bikinis. that shit is like carbon monoxide or infrasonic noise to my libido like my sexual senses cant even clock it

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Pipe expanding machine

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That moment when u accidentally reblog on the alt

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hi, can i ask for guzma and piers (separately) with a s/o who rambles in sex, especially if it's really good and close to cumming, they'll just open their mouths and thank you and curse just because it's so fucking good??????

love your writings 🧡💛

I'm ascending

🔞Warnings : mdni! GN!Reader, overstimulation, mild degradation in Guzma's🔞

Minors do NOT interact! 18+ only!

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Piers

He loves it! He can't stop talking either, he just wants to hold you close, rut his cock into your needy hole and listen to you sing for him. Piers can't get enough, he ends up drooling the more you cry out and beg for him, begging for more, it just gets his body so hot!

"Oh- ohh fuck! Mm..fuck! Piers M'gonna...ah, so good!!"

His eyes roll back, feeling you tighten around his cock, cumming just for him. He needs more, he doesn't want to stop just yet.

"One more, yeah? You can give me one more? Please- ah fuck...please baby, cum for me again, I need it."

Your sounds go right to his cock, fuck he wants to cum so badly but he just needs to fuck you more, to make a mess of you, watch you come undone just because he's so good at pleasing you.

He buries his face into your neck, kissing and sucking his marks into your skin. Piers groans as you grab his hair, whining as you pull on it. It's like you're trying to make him weak, he can't take much more of this but he doesn't want it to end soon either.

"Piers, oh god, ah! T'much, your cock is too much-!!" You arch your back with a squeal, his tip hammering against your sweet spot is making your head spin!

Piers groans, moving his head back up to look at you, a smirk plastered over his lips. His tired eyes gazing down at you with such hunger.

"Yeah? You love it, don't you? S'like you were made to take me."

And by Arceus he will show you he means it.

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Guzma

Another man who loves it but more accurately, he thrives off of it, he needs it more than anything. Guzma loves it when you tell him how good he's fucking you, loves it when you praise him, loves how he knows when he's making you feel good without even needing to ask.

"G-Guzma! Ohhh...haaa, so...so deep! Thank you- thank you, please fuck me-!!" You shriek, tossing your head back against your pillow.

Guzma can't help but moan, though it's overshadowed by your cute mewls. He loves you so much, loves this!

"Such a needy lil slut you are. But you're all mine, right?"

"Yes yes all yours-fuck! There, right there! pleasepleaseplease!"

"Fuuuck! Greedy whore, always wantin' more. Gah....mm..you're squeezin' my cock so much, like yer tryna milk me."

His rough hands grip your thighs, pulling your legs higher up on his hips. His eyes flutter shut for a moment, basking in the heat of all the passion.

He rolls his hips, grinding his cock right against your sweet spot, smirking as you cry out. Your hands flying to his biceps, digging your nails into his skin, trying to ground yourself.

"Gonna cum for me? Go on, make a mess."

Guzma just wants a taste, maybe after he fills your hole up with his cum he'll clean you up with his tongue.

A good little thing like you deserves to feel desired.

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So I just tried applying for an a/b/o roleplay discord server and basically got instantly denied.

I’ll admit, my application was bad at first because I wrote in first person when they wanted third, but even after getting it fixed, they were so quick to deny me. Like, they didn’t even sit on it for an hour, and I thought my application was pretty good! I know I’m not the best writer, but I put my best into the writing sample they asked for.

This was the writing sample:

It was a pretty normal morning when Oscar woke up, all things considered.

His alpha was already at work, getting all the extra hours in before Oscar’s heat. Their shared cat is laying on the bed, just outside of the nest and looking towards the bedroom door.

A great protector, keeping Oscar safe from the mice and bugs he hates so much.

Her tail and ears twitched when he sat up to stretch, and that’s when he started to feel it.

There’s a gnawing hunger, more overwhelming than it normally is. Then there’s the waves of exhaustion that roll over him, and if he wasn’t so hungry, he’d go right back to sleep. The frustration at all of this all at once makes him want to scream out, before he realizes, and he gets a bit of giddy happiness, a bit of hope.

Oscar’s first heat after accidentally skipping the last one, the pre-heat is right on time. He’s going to be okay.

So, not my best writing, but I’m rusty. I haven’t written anything for fanfic or roleplay for a few years now, the only exception being the ai chat bots because. Desperate.

A few minutes after sending the revised application in(the writing sample displayed in this post), I got denied. And it was pretty… idk, disheartening? Like, I was really excited because it’s a server that aligns with my interests and preferences, and the ratings on Disboard were pretty good too! But then I got this just a few minutes after sending my application.

Idk man. Not naming the server because I’m sure they’re great people and I don’t want any hate towards them, I just feel… really bummed. Not sure if I’m gonna try another server after that, haha.

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Just a heads up: this acc is 18+!!!

I don’t really care what others do on the internet, it’s not my business, but if you follow me and your account says that you’re underage, then I’m blocking

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F*c&!ng First Aid: A Quick Guide to Common Sex Injuries

New from our founder, Heather Corinna, a guide for those sexual times that wind up more “ow” than “oooh.”

It’s remarkably easy to hurt ourselves in the pursuit of feeling good. From genital abrasions to broken skin to pulled muscles to infections to allergic reactions, even fractures or breaks, exploring our bodies and their capacities sexually can sometimes mean finding out⁠ what’s past a bodies’ limits. We can think there was enough lube, but who among us (cough) hasn’t found out at least once that there wasn’t? We can forget that when it feels to us like we couldn’t possibly get enough of something, our body parts may have an entirely different and considerably threshold (um). Heck, you can hurt yourself just getting a date a glass of water (says my once-broken toe, bitterly).

For whatever reason (probably a combination of ableism⁠, totally inhumane sexual⁠ ideals and maybe some leftover stuff from our DNA way back when we lived a wilder existence), if and when people get hurt during sex⁠, they often feel ashamed or embarrassed, like they have ruined something. Getting hurt in our bodies is as acceptable an experience as feeling good in them. It’s not “weak” to get hurt, and it doesn’t mean anyone failed at anything, it just means we’re living in the body of a mere mortal, not a sexual superhero. So, if some kind of sex injury happens to you or a partner⁠, don’t get hung up in negative feelings about it. Instead, turn your attention to yourself or whoever got hurt. Not only might you or they need physical care, caring for ourselves and each other in attentive, tender ways is only likely to enhance our sexual experiences and the ways we connect to ourselves or one another through them. This kind of care, much like general sexual aftercare, can be something that is a highlight of a sexual experience, even when something painful or bummerful happened which that care is centered around.

This simple guide covers the most common sexual injuries for people in the age group we serve, what needs to be done when and after they have happened, and how you can best prevent them. Read F*c&!ng First Aid: A Quick Guide to Common Sex Injuries over at Scarleteen.

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Okay first actual post HI!

Made this alt because I’m embarrassed to horny post on main (I hope my irl’s don’t find this acc but if they do that’s their fault and they have to live with that)

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