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└ “Seriously, what do you see in that guy?”
“He makes me laugh.”
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from josty’s instagram story | 4.24.20
#tyson jost PO box google search#maam i have some employee sample curl care products i got at my shitty old job can i please help you
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have you ever wanted to know what tender colorado avalanche friendship (tyson barrie inclusive) you are? take my shitty quiz to find out!
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This needs no caption, just look at this cutie in his Woodstock themed outfit (x)
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└ _eliaspettersson | My golf game is getting gooooood🏌️♂️⛳️ @vitaminwellsverige @vitaminwell
+ bonus:
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these are the only two “things” ive done since i got this tablet for christmas. titled respectively “nhl all star travis hatbox ghost konecny” and “all this makeup and still nobodys texting me back: the nolan patrick euphoria story”
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Ask the Avs: What’s a song you can’t resist singing to?
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Danny B might be leaving the Flyers, but this moment will live forever.
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Hockey Asks (you-gotta-actually-think-about-it edition)
1. which two (2) nhl players from different teams would you want to see play together?
2. build a starting lineup:
a) based on looks
b) for comedic effect
c) of players under 6 ft tall
d) with players of different nationalities
3. who would play your favourite player in a movie about their life?
4. do you see your favourite player as the hero, the villain, the anti-hero, the sidekick, the damsel in distress, the mentor, or the fool?
5. if you could change the name of a team, which team and what would you change their name to?
6. if you could add an award at the nhl awards, what would it be and who would be its inaugural recipient?
7. why is your favourite player your favourite player?
8. why is your favourite team your favourite team?
9. if you were in charge of your team’s goal song, what should it be?
10. make up a forward or defense or goaltending pairing composed of one (1) nhl player and (1) nwhl/cwhl player
11. if you were to write a biography about your favourite player, what would be the book’s title?
12. which player has the best™️ fashion taste?
13. recommend a hockey player that i should follow on twitter or instagram
14. who is a player you love but they play for a team that you hate?
15. which team has the best mascot?
16. which team has the worst mascot?
17. which team should change their mascot, into what, and why?
18. which team has the best jersey design?
19. which team has the worst jersey design?
20. what’s your all-time favourite jersey design?
21. what’s your all-time favourite hockey drama/scandal/story?
22. give me an unpopular opinion about any player or team
23. who’s your favourite non-white hockey player?
24. is there a player whom you used to hate but is now redeemed™️ in your eyes?
25. is there a player whom you used to love but is now dead to you?
26. what’s your all-time favourite hockey fic (if you read them)?
27. recommend me one (1) hockey fic (if you read them)
28. what’s your favourite tattoo that you’ve seen on a player’s body?
29. do you have any hockey superstitions? what are they?
30. what’s your favourite hockey tradition?
31. what’s your least favourite hockey tradition?
32. what’s your favourite world juniors/world championships/olympic hockey moment?
33. what’s your favourite hockey meme?
34. in another universe, your favourite player would be __________?
35. desert island: which three (3) players would you bring with you?
36. FMK but instead: Sacrifice to the Gods, Do Hard Crimes With, and Save the World With
37. who’s the first player you ever admired? why?
38. if you could bodyswap with one player for a day, who would it be?
39. who do you think is an underrated player and why?
40. give me an unpopular opinion about hockey in general
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missing him 🥺🥺
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sometimes i get bored with normal league stats so i come up with my own
anyway here’s the distribution of zodiac signs among current nhl captains
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