cats and bread every day please. icon by the best jonroxton
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a whole apartment with places to sleep at, of course it’s gotta be on my nice pink knitted sweater
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ya know. i probably maybe possibly perhaps would’ve gone to see the wicked movie in theatres even though i thought it was a bit stupid that they made it into two movies like surely they could’ve just made it into a three hour movie but ya Capitalism is still a thing but then unfortunately at no choice of my own i’ve seen Too Many vids of ariana and cynthia crying in exactly every interview of the press tour and people are holding space for the fandom like the interviewer has seen people hold space for it and they didn’t know that was Happening and now you couldn’t pay me to go see it
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somewhere out there a career minded american woman is heading back home from the big city for a few weeks to get away from it all and is going to meet a hunky down to earth lumberjack baker firefighter who reminds her of the true meaning of family and christmas. this is happening right now all over the country and there is nothing we can do to stop it anymore. brace yourselves
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If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?
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