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shes like making me blush

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when i was 12 and new to tumblr i didn't know what bisexual meant and i thought it was like you had split personalities and one was gay and one was straight so i asked someone i was kind of friends with "who are you today?" and when they went ??? i said "are you the gay one or the straight one today" and they blocked me

Bi people when their gay side takes over

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Musk: [calling Grimes at 3 in the morning] Tell them. Tell them I'm good at video games and I will give you sixty million dollars

Grimes:

Musk: or I detonate the chip in the baby's neck

Grimes: [long exhalation] seventy million

I had to take this screenshot myself because I was so convinced it wasn't real

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Lady Gaga winning Best Pop Duo/Group Performance for “Die With A Smile” at the 67th GRAMMY Awards

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You are not you, when you are hungry...

(Source)

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Big mood

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Please don't be stupid. Men don't have the hips for childbirth because they are men. They don't have anything for childbirth because they are men. Individual women are not defined by reproductive capacity - they are people - but what makes them women is the fact that they are female people, i.e the half of humanity whose bodies belong to the sex that gives birth. Your fake language games don't work anymore, it's 2025

ooooh "women aren't defined by reproduction but they're defined by giving birth" you got me so good bro I'm so owned

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Reminder:

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Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.

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mrrrp mrrrrp meowww >w<

Does anyone wanna meow at me haha jk jk

Unless... 😳

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It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc

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