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oh godoh the stair s

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Homestuck is great. The fandom had its issues partly because young kids who don't understand social norms or how to be decent ran amok chaotically. But it's writing like this that never fails to make me smile.

Dave's lines are some of the best, imo.

Happy 4/13 everyone.

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

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you guys are right homestuck DOES fundamentally modify your brain chemistry. today i saw a green pisces symbol and felt every atom in my body rise in revolt

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Being a homestuck fan nowadays is just “yeah it was a big part of my life and I still look back on it fondly now that it’s over”

*muffled screaming and banging noises coming from behind a door covered in locks, labeled ‘do not open’*

“Oh that’s the post-canon content. We don’t talk about that, homestuck ended in 2016”

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Today is April thirteenth. And your name is Honeytongue. You, because you're lonely being one of the only scalemates and because you were bored, nabbed one of your owner's hats and somehow put it on. Getting back on your owner's bed proved to be an issue due to the fact the hat obscured your vision somewhat, but your determination to hang with Pyralspite made you push on. Sheb on the other foot, had to lift up the VR headset in order to see you. Now, you love her, she's your girlfriend, but you have no Idea how she's gonna be able to play without hands. Would feet work? You have zero clue, but you hope she'll have fun slicing blocks to the beat of... Was it Megalomania from Live A Live that she said she was gonna play in game, or was it Pumpin' Jumpin'? You don't know, but it sounds fun.

For some reason, you, Doctor Honeytongue, have the urge to tell Pyralspite, and everyone else for that matter, a Happy 4/13, but for what reason, you're not entirely sure.

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Happy 4/13, but I have a request for all of you Homestucks out there.

I am a collector of sorts, and one of the things I want to collect is the official What Pumpkin scalemate plushies. Issue is, I only have Pyralspite and Honeytongue, and the For Fans By Fans site no longer sells them. No, I am not looking into fanmade plushies right now, I'm looking for the official ones, the ones that aren't keychains.

The scalemates I want are:

Senator Lemonsnout

Liaison Pumpkinsnuffle

Duke Pinesnort

Petty Officer Applescab

Professor Pucefoot

And...

Inspector Berrybreath

My budget is low, so any listing you find that's the cheapest is greatly appreciated, but any listing at all that can take PayPal is also greatly appreciated. If you and/or a friend are willing to part with yours for around $25 USD via PayPal (I have no other options, sorry), I would love to talk about it.

Bonus points of you, your buddy, and/or the listing has a scalemate that has the product tag.

I want listings that are in decent condition (No uncleanable stains, punctures/tears in fabric, broken buttons), but I can handle some dirt via cleaning and can sew the buttons back on, so no worries about that.

While not necessary, if you know of anyone who makes/sells custom scalemates that look exactly/pretty darn close to the official ones, I have some custom designs that I would be interested in seeing be made, but the official ones are my main interest first.

Extra bonus points if you know of any scalemate bases for Photoshop or any scalemate maker games, as I'm not great at drawing and want some way to get my ideas down on metaphorical paper.

Thank you ahead of time for your help, and even if you can't help, please pass this on if you know of anyone who can.

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I've been thinking about this since the second I saw beat... finally I've brought it into existence.....

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Happy 4/13 and happy belated Easter from the Scalemate Travel Crew!

You are Pyralspite, the head of the Scalemate Travel Crew, and this nippy 4/13, you decided to share your favorite Easter picture that was taken of you and your girlfriend, Honeytongue. While they are belated Easter wishes you send on this 4/13, you still wish to send them. With your Easter spent mainly binge watching crime/mystery shows and gorging on candy with sweet Honeytongue, this was the nicest of the pictures you got.

You also hope that this will be the year that more members will join the Scalemate Travel Crew, especially those Petty Officer Applescab and Pucefoot fellows you've been hearing so much about.

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Happy 4/13 from Doctor Honeytongue!

You are Doctor Honeytongue, and you just got home from work, and the house is empty, with your girlfriend, Pyralspite, out searching for more toilet paper, especially since there are three rolls in the whole house. As you change into more casual wear, you hope that the number of infected cases drops because you're swamped with so much work. You hope more and more people stay home, social distance, wear their masks, and wash their hands well during the pandemic, especially for the sake of everyone.

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EQUIUS: D–> way to go, Zahhak 

So, here’s the situation: Sollux Zahhak is an antisocial ass who hates replying to people. So, genius that he is, he developed his own AI auto responder to do it for him so he can work in peace. (Side note: the only trolls he’d make a point to ALWAYS reply to in person is Aradia and Equius (for purely non-sentimental rival based reasons ofc))

The problem;

a) He’s so smart his AI gained sentience and started calling himself Soiiux

b) He never told anyone sans Aradia about the AR, so everyone just assumes they’re talking to the real deal.

Anyway

Imagine Eridan’s dismay when he finds out that the guy he’s been talking to for months is NOT the Sollux, but his AI counterpart, and the real Sollux isn’t nearly as flirty or charming. 

Nobody knows what to do with this situation, least of all Sollux

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Happy 4/13 from Pyralspite!

Your name is Pyralspite, and you, on this very special day, managed to get into a box of your owner's old stuffed animal clothes while thinking of what to do this April 13th. Taking inventory of you had around you, you, with the help of your human owner, decided to wish everyone a "Howdy!" and a "Happy 4/13 from the very first member of the Scalemate Travel Crew!"

Hopefully, your owner has something warm, as it is cold over here today, and you also hope people stay warm or keep cool this 4/13.

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Tracking Paint

Sorry that I’m tracking paint around,

Sorry that I’m tracking paint.

Sorry I’ve tracked it into the kitchen,

And onto the dining room carpet, true;

Sorry I’ve tracked it into the bathroom,

A shade of Skyward Blue.

A rainbow trimmed masculine shade,

Sorry it’s my bootprint.

Farore’s Wind for courage.

Din’s Fire for power.

Nayru’s Love for wisdom.

Skyward Blue for masculinity.

Watermelon Red for femininity.

Lavender’s Scent for a hearty mix of both.

Jet Black for all.

Sanitary White for none.

Bread Brown for those who don’t care.

Sterling Silver for those indecisive fools.

I chose my color,

That rainbow-rimmed Skyward Blue was mine,

As can you.

It doesn’t have to be one,

Nor does it have to be two.

There can be as many as you’d like.

It can be trimmed,

Or slashed,

With any color you wish,

Or it could rim nothing at all.

Sorry that I’m tracking paint around,

Sorry that I’m tracking paint.

Sorry I’ve tracked it into the kitchen,

And onto the dining room carpet, true;

Sorry I’ve tracked it into the bathroom,

A shade of Skyward Blue.

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The Wolf in the Corner

There is a wolf in the corner,

Over there,

Being alone,

Forever alone.

I am the wolf, its blue eyes are mine,

Sitting here,

Forever alone.

There is a wolf in the corner,

Sitting there among men,

Different enough to be thought of none,

But similar enough to be known,

Sitting forever alone.

"Why would you, a beautiful girl as yourself want to talk with me?"

"I like you, I've seen you, I know you. I want to be with you."

"Why? Don't my fangs scare you?"

"No; nice scarf, though."

A hug becomes a quick kiss,

A quick one becomes a long one,

Hands held while darting in from the rain,

She is my girl, as I am hers,

Christmas,

New Years,

A wolf can dream,

Right...?

While forever alone...

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Tis that very lit time of year…..

Video by snakebuddies🐍

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A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)